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The rules are simple: 1. Write the most cringe song lyrics! 2. Be original!
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#1
Your use of Lynx body spray
Really makes the ladies sway!
You like to state fact
Issued by your a**l tract!
(Chorus)
I want you to Alpha my Beta!
All night long!
I want you to Alpha my Beta!"
Final score:
5points
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#2
"I love the way you roll!
Typing insults just to troll
Warrior on the keyboard,
Your insults keep me floored,
(Chorus)
I want you to Alpha my Beta!
All night long!
I want you to Alpha my Beta!"
Final score:
4points
#3
Anger from your basement lair,
Sat in your grubby underwear.
Playing World of Warcraft,
One hand on your shaft.
(Chorus)
I want you to Alpha my Beta!
All night long!
I want you to Alpha my Beta!
Final score:
4points
#4
Feel like I’m your cat I’m your dog
Now I want you to take me on a walk
Watch me be the loyalest of all
Okay, baby, here’s the leash
Final score:
1point
McDonald’s french fry (Submission author) 1 year ago
NOTE: these are not original song lyrics. I didn’t fully read the desc. Song if you wanna know: cat & dog eng. ver by txt
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