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#1

Your use of Lynx body spray
Really makes the ladies sway!

You like to state fact
Issued by your a**l tract!

(Chorus)

I want you to Alpha my Beta!
All night long!
I want you to Alpha my Beta!"

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Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.
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#2

"I love the way you roll!
Typing insults just to troll

Warrior on the keyboard,
Your insults keep me floored,

(Chorus)

I want you to Alpha my Beta!
All night long!
I want you to Alpha my Beta!"

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Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.
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#3

Anger from your basement lair,
Sat in your grubby underwear.

Playing World of Warcraft,
One hand on your shaft.

(Chorus)

I want you to Alpha my Beta!
All night long!
I want you to Alpha my Beta!

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#4

Feel like I’m your cat I’m your dog
Now I want you to take me on a walk
Watch me be the loyalest of all
Okay, baby, here’s the leash

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mcdonalds french fry (she/her)
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McDonald’s french fry (Submission author)
McDonald’s french fry
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NOTE: these are not original song lyrics. I didn’t fully read the desc. Song if you wanna know: cat & dog eng. ver by txt

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