Hey Pandas, Write The Cringiest Song Lyrics (Closed)

The rules are simple: 1. Write the most cringe song lyrics! 2. Be original!

Your use of Lynx body spray
Really makes the ladies sway!

You like to state fact
Issued by your a**l tract!

(Chorus)

I want you to Alpha my Beta!
All night long!
I want you to Alpha my Beta!"

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Final score:

5points

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

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"I love the way you roll!
Typing insults just to troll

Warrior on the keyboard,
Your insults keep me floored,

(Chorus)

I want you to Alpha my Beta!
All night long!
I want you to Alpha my Beta!"

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Final score:

4points

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

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Anger from your basement lair,
Sat in your grubby underwear.

Playing World of Warcraft,
One hand on your shaft.

(Chorus)

I want you to Alpha my Beta!
All night long!
I want you to Alpha my Beta!

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Final score:

4points

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

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Isa's left eye 1 year ago

You're so talented, Nathaniel

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Feel like I’m your cat I’m your dog
Now I want you to take me on a walk
Watch me be the loyalest of all
Okay, baby, here’s the leash

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1point

mcdonalds french fry (she/her)

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McDonald’s french fry (Submission author) 1 year ago

NOTE: these are not original song lyrics. I didn’t fully read the desc. Song if you wanna know: cat & dog eng. ver by txt

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Nathaniel, you easily could have made all of the list additons in one, like this
"I love the way you roll!
Typing insults just to troll

Warrior on the keyboard,
Your insults keep me floored,

(Chorus)

I want you to Alpha my Beta!
All night long!
I want you to Alpha my Beta!"

Your use of Lynx body spray
Really makes the ladies sway!

You like to state fact
Issued by your a**l tract!

(Chorus)

I want you to Alpha my Beta!
All night long!
I want you to Alpha my Beta!"

Anger from your basement lair,
Sat in your grubby underwear.

Playing World of Warcraft,
One hand on your shaft.

(Chorus)

I want you to Alpha my Beta!
All night long!
I want you to Alpha my Beta!
(your song is very cringe, good job)