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#1

Dr. blod might be the best killer ever
he only has to say to the adults, " im sorry, we did everything we could"

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Galactic wolf Of the nebula
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#2

"I don't think that's how its done..."



"Oh, shut up you're acting like i've never done a demonic ritual before"

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A U T O P H O B I A
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#3

My last girlfriend always got creeped out by the 14 'weird' dolls I kept on display.
I have a new girlfriend now, and she wants me to throw out all 15 of the 'disturbingly lifelike' dolls.

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Bliss
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#4

Mom: Hey buddy
Son: M-Mummy, There is a monster under my bed
Mom: *goes to check under the bed*
*Under the bed*
Son: M-Mummy, there's a monster on my bed
Mom: *Looks up*
Son/Monster: *turning head 360 degrees with black holes for eyes and blood as tears and a Jeff the killer smile*
_Plot Twist_















Mum: *remembers something*




























_In Mum's head_































She






Never







Had









Kids !?!?!







Then who was on the bed and under ?!?!?

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Bakugo Katsuki
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#5

I smile sadly at the camera on the last day of the virtual school year, my eyes blinking fast at the camera, tears starting to form on my eyes.




now i know nobody in any of my classes know morse code . . .

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it's Wednesday my dudes.
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#6

I was so confused, I didn't understand why my parents started ignoring me. Then I saw my dead body.

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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#7

I hear a noise under my bed. I look but there's nothing there. I walk down the stairs and I hear a horrible shriek. Then there was silence. I need to tell you a secret a voice said. w-what i stammered. never gonna give you up

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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cielphantom
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#8

You wake up in Minecraft. You must be dreaming. You turn around and see....... James Charles Creeper! You hear hey sisters! and then it explodes. You die in Minecraft an you never wake up.

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Grey Unicorn
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#9

I once went on a roller coaster. I went up, I went down, I went left, I went right, I went fast, I went slow. But I didn't like the roller coaster because it didn't have a twist.

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deletemyaccount
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#10

She gave an evil smile, ready to strike. This was the end.
"Any last words?" She said, in a mocking tone. She knew I was too terrified to speak.
I gulped, cowering on the floor. I needed to make this worth it, something that maybe, somebody would remember.
"Does this have gluten in it? Because I'm allergic to gluten."
That would do it.

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Sarah Simons
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#11

i saw the eyes staring at me from the darkness, watching me as I let out a strangled cry, realizing I'd seen those eyes before.
They were the eyes of the man I'd killed.

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GalaxyGriffin
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#12

The officer knocked on my door, i opened it and he said that he found my missing kid, as he drew a red circle.

I was horrified when he started drawing more circles...

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SCP-096
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#13

Jack and Gill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down
And broke his crown,
And Gill came tumbling after.

Up Gill got
And grabbed Jack by the neck,
And they trotted home,
Where Jack was stabbed to death.

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#14

i woke up in a pitch black room and i couldn't see anything so i started to walk around but then i heard something and it sounded like little kids at a birthday party then there was a flash and then all i see is dead bodys of little kids and blood .

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tsu
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#15

I woke up in a pitch black room. Unable to move, the heat kept rising up as I burned.

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BingoMark
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#16

My company has created conscious AI, 47 times smarter than humans.
We can never learn too much, because they keep immediately committing suicide.

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Bliss
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#17

'My baby would never do something like that!' mommy screamed at the policeman.
Now that my little brother is gone, I’m finally mommy’s baby again.

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Bliss
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#18

I was fighting in the battle of Hogwarts and we were winning! Then, Harry saw my dead body, and people cried.

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Nymphadora Tonks
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#19

'Well, here she is.' I hear a voice say. sit up, and try to open my eyes. As I do, I see two men talking. 'She's waking up. Should I knock her out again?' a man in a black suit says. 'No. I need to speak to her. You are all dismissed.' the man in the white suit says to the other people in the room. When the people had all gone out the door, the man walks towards me. 'You know, I've been waiting for this for a long, long time.' the man says.
















"Will you marry me?" the man asks me.
I look closer and saw that my boyfriend *insert name here* was the guy in the white suit.

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Nem
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#20

i live in an empty apartment with only me and my friendly dog, Rover. One morning I get ready to go to work when Rover starts barking and snapping and growling wildly, not like him at all. I have no idea what's up. As I walk down the stairs he's at my heels, barking loudly and not stopping. I walk forward, then suddenly feel sharp teeth sinking into my shoulder from behind, causing pain to swell through me. "Rover!" I scold, starting to turn around when I hear the barking start up again. The wild, desperate barking continues and I feel a chill running up my spine because I can still feel the sharp teeth puncturing through my skin and staying there.




And that's the moment I knew it wasn't my dog who had it's teeth in me.

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GalaxyGriffin
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#21

Devastated by my dog’s death and wanting to do good for others, I asked the genie to bring all animals back to life that died in the past month.

It wasn’t until I felt the writhing contents of my stomach forcing its way up my throat and out of my mouth did I realize eating a steak tonight was a very bad idea.

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Bliss
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#22

I woke up one day to find I could speak to dogs. They didn’t speak about a lot of things. Mostly just about tennis balls and such. I spoke back to them, but they didn’t seem suprised. Not even phased! But when I went to pet them, they looked at me with surprise! The dog I pet said in a high voice, “Excuse me?” “Sorry, did I have to ask?” I replied quickly. Getting a dog angry wasn’t a good idea. “No, no! It’s not that. I’m just surprised!”

“I didn’t know a dog could pet a dog!”

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Monolicle Potato
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#23

The witch couldn't see the boys auora.

That in of itself was strange because the witch could see everyone's auora. It was a skill that she inherited from her mother

Maybe it would be a little less confusing if the witch understood that the reason that she couldn't see the boys auora was the same reason you can't see the entirety of England from Soho.

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Snake of Eden
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#24

then, wilbur accidentally dropped his diamond sword into the lava making the fire dragon much more powerful the dragon swooped down to the lava and picked up the sword and then- ¨hey this bedtime story is too scary can we read a different one instead¨

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byebye
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#25

I woke up again to a really hot sensation, as I heard cries and screaming I remembered...


...hell's a real place.

and I hadn't escaped, the feeling of stares was still there and the pain in my chest got worse and worse...


(sorry this sucks I'm tired and I thought of this trash)

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pro introvert
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#26

'They're everywhere.' Sammy breathes as she backs into the wall. The room air was hot, and with every breath, tiny particles scraped against the inside of your lungs. A black shape leaped at you, and you jump back. As the black thing fails its mission, it merges with the cloud of black in front of you. 'Dark Mist... Evan says, looking up from his copy of 'Mythical Creatures from all over the World'. 'Explanation?' I asked feeling confused. ' The things in front of you are a herd of Dark Mist. They take shape of anything of their choice. Something that you fear. If you've read Harry Potter they're pretty close to boggarts.' he explains. 'Since we can't point a wand at them and yell Riddikulus at it, what do we do?' Sammy yells, irritated.










"CUT!" the director shouts, and we all take a break from all the yelling. Gosh were those black clouds freaky.

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#27

An old man is driving his old car on the highway. When trying to change lanes he cuts off an expensive Jeep and causes a minor crash. Both cars stop in the emergency lane. The old man gets out of his car to see if everything is ok and from the jeep come out four big dudes. The dudes are very angry at the old man and begin to shout at him, threaten him and demand that he pays them the full price of their vehicle for cracking their stoplight. The old man begs them to leave him alone, proposes to pay for the stoplight, but they insist that he should pay the full price of the jeep.
- Please don't do that - he begs again - I don't have thaht much money and I will have to ask my son for it. But he''ll be very pissed and you don't want that to happen.
- Who is yor son - they ask
- Well he's a dolphin tamer
They all laugh, make him cal his son and then the biggest one takes the phone
- Hey dolphin boy - he says - if you dont want your old man beaten up, you bring us 50 000 dollars as soon as you can
After a short silence the son says that he will be there in 30 minutes and hangs up. They all laugh again and tell the old man, that when his son arrives they will take the money an beat them both up, but the old man just sighs and sais nothing.
15 minutes later out of nowhere a squad of masked men appear, disarm and tie the the dudes and beat the sh*t out of them before they can even react. When everything is finished one man takes off his mask, geoes to the old man and asks
- Dad are you ok
- Yes - replies the father
- Ok, let's go home. And for the last time, please remember that I am not a dolphin tamer, I am a SEAL's combat trainer

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Nevena
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#28

The man stepped closer. His knife gleamed. His eyes were menacing, piercing, enough to make the strongest person cry. He moved closer and closer as I was paralyzed with fright. He got so close I could feel his cold, damp breathe when..... he stepped on a lego! He screamed in agony and dropped the knife. I woke up from my paralysis and ran like the wind, leaving the murderer behind me.
I could hear his screams and I was proud of myself for escaping. I was invincible as I crossed the street. Nothing will stop me. I was saved for a reason and I am going to change this world! I am going to do something!
Those were my final thoughts before I got run over by a bus. ;)

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#29

I open the freezer door, and instantly something feels... off. Then it hits me, where did the body go?

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#30

My son is going to kill me. There's nowhere for me to run.
So I have to watch as he unplugs the cord from the wall.

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the warner sister
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