We all think of odd things sometimes (or most of the time) put a conversation that happened in your head, or something you wished you would have said to someone, but didn't.
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I'm writing a book, and this discussion happened in my head. It's between James (who is overweight), a baker, and his wife, Emily (a talented gardener) James is talking to his daughter, as Emily comes in from the garden.
James: Your mother has green thumb
Emily: And your father has a baker belly
James: *mutters* your mother also has an uncanny ability to insult.