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Hey Pandas, Which Two People, (Alive, Dead, Or Not Real) Would You Like To See In A Rap Battle?
Who would YOU like to see in a rap battle?
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#1
William Shakespeare and Oscar Wilde!
The king of insults and the King of the comeback!
Both can throw a rhyme, both can bring the sass, and between them they'll throw so much shade, you'd think there was an eclipse!
Final score:
15points
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#2
Buddha vs Jesus. Let them fight that s**t out.
Final score:
8points
#3
Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr. I wanna be in the room where it happens.
Final score:
8points
#5
Percy Jackson vs Magnus Chase.
If you know both of these characters, then you know exactly why
Final score:
6points
#6
Adolf Hitler vs Mr Beast
Final score:
5points
#7
Spongebob vs Flash
Final score:
4points
Do-nut touch da donut (Submission author) 1 year ago
Flash can think at light speed and spongebob.... is... spongebob
#8
Bob Dylan vs Tom Waits!
And considering how much these two like to do unexpected things, it may happen someday haha
Final score:
4points
#9
Batman vs. Superman. Age old battle: the musical
Final score:
4points
#12
Four way fracture: Joker v Pennywise v Ronald McDonald v Art the Clown
Final score:
3points
#13
Elon Musk Vs Jeff Bezos
Whoever wins gets to keep the others company and money.
Final score:
3points
#15
I would love to see the Zorg from Star Trek and a Tellatubbie because one is a hive mind, the other can't talk, so it would just be hilarious.
"We are the superior species."
"Bah!"
Final score:
2points
#16
Lin-manuel Miranda and uh anyone who's up to it I'm I'd mostly want to see if he could do it/how well he could do it
Final score:
2points
#20
Ben Shapiro against any Woke Gen-Z kid
Final score:
1point
#21
Will Ferrell (not Buddy, but just him) VS Santa Clause
Final score:
1point
#26
Sonic The Hedgehog and Spyro The Dragon, both have very cool personalities and I would like to see the raps they would come up with
Final score:
1point
#27
Or maybe Donald Trump and Keanu Reeves/Joe Biden
Final score:
1point
#28
George Washington vs. Abraham Lincoln
Final score:
1point
#30
Gordon Ramsey and Shakespeare since Gordon and Shakespeare are both good at insults
Final score:
1point
#32
Robin Williams and Steve Martin vs. Rhett and Link.
... I don't know why. Battle of the comedians, I suppose?
Ooh! Or Robin Williams as Mrs. Doubtfire vs. Mrs. Potts vs. Julie Andrews.
Yeah, I'm an oddball.
Final score:
1point
#36
Abraham Lincoln Vs Marcel Marceau (who of course has to do his part in mime)
Final score:
0points
#40
Goku vs Superman to finally decide who's Better but mms personally I have to go with superman
Final score:
0points
#41
I'd like to see Eminem and Killer B (Naruto Shippuden Character)
Final score:
0points
#44
Kermit the Frog vs. Cookie Monster
Final score:
0points
#46
Michelangelo and Pope Julius. Turns out the entire Sistine Chapel wasn't something he was keen to do, seeing as we're now all but certain he was a very talented closet Atheist. However in those days, if the Pope called, you answered or died. So Michelangelo just filled the Sistine Chapel with all kinds of subtle, tongue in cheek insults....right down to a cherub giving the pope the fig hand gesture (used to protect yourself from evil, or to insult someone. BASICALLY, in Rome it was equal to the middle finger). He was also later called back to do more work and this time Mikey wasn't subtle: he made the popes chair look like it sat at the opening to the mouth of Hell.
So yeah those two would *probably* have some leftover angst to word at each other.
Final score:
0points
#47
Marshall Bruce Mathers III VS Min Yoongi
(Eminem VS Suga)
Simply,World's fastest rapper VS K-pop's fastest rapper
They would f****n' rock
Final score:
0points
#48
The actual Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson.
Final score:
0points
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