William Shakespeare and Oscar Wilde!

The king of insults and the King of the comeback!

Both can throw a rhyme, both can bring the sass, and between them they'll throw so much shade, you'd think there was an eclipse!

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Donkey boi

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Buddha vs Jesus. Let them fight that s**t out.

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8points

Tamra

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Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr. I wanna be in the room where it happens.

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8points

Sleestak

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easy Bob Ross and Lebron James

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jordan (pineapple he/she)

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Percy Jackson vs Magnus Chase.

If you know both of these characters, then you know exactly why

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6points

Grudge-holding Treefrog

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Adolf Hitler vs Mr Beast

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5points

Adolf Hitler

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Spongebob vs Flash

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4points

Do-nut touch da donut

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Bob Dylan vs Tom Waits!

And considering how much these two like to do unexpected things, it may happen someday haha

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4points

Paola Martz

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Batman vs. Superman. Age old battle: the musical

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4points

Disona

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Hitler and Obamna

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3points

️‍️‍️TRAINS RIGHTS️‍️️‍️

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Deadpool vs The Mask

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3points

DP(the first)

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Four way fracture: Joker v Pennywise v Ronald McDonald v Art the Clown

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3points

DP(the first)

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Elon Musk Vs Jeff Bezos
Whoever wins gets to keep the others company and money.

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3points

Aspen

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Eminim and Logic. No need to explain

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2points

Mini is gone(???)

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I would love to see the Zorg from Star Trek and a Tellatubbie because one is a hive mind, the other can't talk, so it would just be hilarious.

"We are the superior species."

"Bah!"

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Epsilon (he/him)

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Lin-manuel Miranda and uh anyone who's up to it I'm I'd mostly want to see if he could do it/how well he could do it

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crowspectre (he/they)

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Kevin Hart and the rock for sure!

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔠_𝔄𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔩

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the weasley twins lmao

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luvsick

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Brandon DiCamillo vs. Anyone

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1point

Leading-The-Banned

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Ben Shapiro against any Woke Gen-Z kid

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MrRepublican48(Microwave/Oven)

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Will Ferrell (not Buddy, but just him) VS Santa Clause

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Robby (Ze/Zir)

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Mickey Mouse vs Jeff Bezos

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1point

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The Question v Rorschach

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1point

DP(the first)

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The Rock v Vin Diesel

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1point

DP(the first)

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Hugh Jackman v Ryan Reynolds

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DP(the first)

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Sonic The Hedgehog and Spyro The Dragon, both have very cool personalities and I would like to see the raps they would come up with

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everett

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Or maybe Donald Trump and Keanu Reeves/Joe Biden

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everett

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George Washington vs. Abraham Lincoln

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ʙᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴅᴏɢɢᴏ

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Ant and dec. Idk was a random thought

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he)

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Gordon Ramsey and Shakespeare since Gordon and Shakespeare are both good at insults

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MyLittleVee-Vees!

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Harry Potter V.S. Albus Dumbledore

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Dustin Morrow

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Robin Williams and Steve Martin vs. Rhett and Link.

... I don't know why. Battle of the comedians, I suppose?
Ooh! Or Robin Williams as Mrs. Doubtfire vs. Mrs. Potts vs. Julie Andrews.

Yeah, I'm an oddball.

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Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦

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okay so i got one
my chemical romance and panic! at the disco

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luvsick

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Napoleon vs Eisenhower, it seems interesting

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Gatorman

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How about Elon Musk and Nicholas Cage?

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Interesting_Astronaut

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Abraham Lincoln Vs Marcel Marceau (who of course has to do his part in mime)

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Mark Trombley

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Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg

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Tyler G

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Jane Austen vs Emily Bronte

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eversokind

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Penn and Teller

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Buck Up

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Goku vs Superman to finally decide who's Better but mms personally I have to go with superman

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Christian Dyson

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I'd like to see Eminem and Killer B (Naruto Shippuden Character)

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Ari Maranichi

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Eminem and snoop dogg

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noah is on vacay

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Shakespeare and Shelby Silverstine

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Rachael Smith

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Kermit the Frog vs. Cookie Monster

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Ian Lamb

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Kermit the Frog vs. Cookie Monster

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Ian Lamb

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Michelangelo and Pope Julius. Turns out the entire Sistine Chapel wasn't something he was keen to do, seeing as we're now all but certain he was a very talented closet Atheist. However in those days, if the Pope called, you answered or died. So Michelangelo just filled the Sistine Chapel with all kinds of subtle, tongue in cheek insults....right down to a cherub giving the pope the fig hand gesture (used to protect yourself from evil, or to insult someone. BASICALLY, in Rome it was equal to the middle finger). He was also later called back to do more work and this time Mikey wasn't subtle: he made the popes chair look like it sat at the opening to the mouth of Hell.


So yeah those two would *probably* have some leftover angst to word at each other.

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Dizavid

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Marshall Bruce Mathers III VS Min Yoongi
(Eminem VS Suga)

Simply,World's fastest rapper VS K-pop's fastest rapper

They would f****n' rock

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The Panda That Laughs All Day

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The actual Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson.

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Deutschland Mädchen

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Jimmies mom and Carl iykyk

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-1point

~lophiiformes~

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Teddy Roosevelt vs. Donald Trump

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PolymathNecromancer

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