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#1
In kindergarten this bully punched me in the stomach and then I barfed all over him. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁🤯
Final score:
6points
#2
my older sister kicked me and I caught here leg
Final score:
5points
#3
When someone calls you stupid and they get caught for cheating on a test.....
Final score:
4points
#4
I told her not to walk there because there was a 'Caution, wet floor' sign there. She slipped and had a bruise on her head for the next week.
Final score:
3points
#5
I was looking out my window and I saw these kids with toy guns like nerf guns, shooting at this old guy walking his dog. the kids started laughing and joking after the guy walked into his house. then it started raining like HARD.
Final score:
3points
#6
some kid threw his water bottle at me. i ducked and it hit the teacher. the kid got detention after school
Final score:
3points
Artist... I guess 3 years ago
Mistake number one kid, always do it when you are alone with that person. (Not that I want you to get hurt)
#7
friends cat stole my Starbucks drink out of my hand, jump off bed and threw the drink, caught the drink and drank my chocolate explosion in peace
Final score:
3points
Galactic wolf Of the nebula (Submission author) 3 years ago
he bit my hand and it fell and he caught it
#8
heard this story of this dummy who walked into a corner store and placed a $20 bill on the counter and asked the lady behind the counter for change. when she agreed and opened the cash register the guy pulls a gun and tells her to give him all the money in the register. out of fear she obeys him, and as soon as he had the money he ran out the store. the thing is he left the $20 on the counter and he got $15 from the register.
Final score:
2points
#9
A employee at the Dollar store who got fired for stealing one item.
Final score:
1point
i love...................food 3 years ago
and why didn't they pay it if it only cost 1 or 2 dollars
#10
My brother said that my breath stinks and I said (unknowingly), "And that's why you stepped on dog poop." We were both in our backyard and I went inside for some water. A few minutes later, he came to me saying," You were right." I was confused until he told me how he stepped on dog poop.
Final score:
1point
#11
Another friend was teasing me and the person who likes me and it was funny at first, but them super annoying. Then he came back a few weeks later with a broken arm and he just said, "I believe this is karma for messing with you two."
Final score:
0points
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