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Hey Pandas, What’s Your Worst Pickup Line? (Closed)

From Minecraft puns to just plain insults, give us some laughs and post your worst pickup line ever.

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#1

Are you Australian? Because you meet all my koalafacations.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I can’t find my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?

Final score:

6points

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#2

These are some of the worst I know:
Are you a chicken? Because you are impeccable!
If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.
Do you like gardening? I think we should put our tulips together.

Final score:

4points

#3

I actually did this once with a friend so I'll do both
1. I must be a lamp causes you turn me on
2. Are you my homework? Cause I wanna slam you on the table and do you all nigh long
imma go back to my hobit whole now.

Final score:

3points

Just your avergae anime artist

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#4

This one is a pick up and a reject.
"Did you fall from heaven because you're an angel."
"No. But were you born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Final score:

3points

Hxllokxty (They/it)

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#5

Hey girl am I an enderman? Because when you look into my eyes it makes me want to scream.
Hey girl are you a mosquito? Because you're annoying as FU-

Final score:

2points

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#6

Girlllll if you were a power ranger, you’d be the green one.

Final score:

2points

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#7

I’m bi so I’ll give one for boys and one for girls.
Boys: Do you like collecting? Cause here’s my number.
Rating, 1 star
Girls: *whisks into private place* I really like you but never speak of this conversation miss snack. Brain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT DID I SAY!!! *runs off*
Rating

Final score:

2points

Happi doggi (all pronouns)

#8

You're like a candy bar, mostly sweet and partially nuts.
abcdfghijklopqrstvwxyz. Now, let's just put me n' u together.
Did you live in a desert, because you're hot.
I will Klingon to my love for you, Kor you're the one for me.

Final score:

1point

LeProudDork(She/They)

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#9

hey girl/babe/person wanna fck all i need is u

Final score:

1point

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#10

R u from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I SEE ;]

Final score:

1point

Silver (pkmn nerd)

PixxelDust

A teenager who's bored in class; A confused artist and aspiring graphic designer and author; An avid gamer, and; 100% weirdo.

A teenager who's bored in class; A confused artist and aspiring graphic designer and author; An avid gamer, and; 100% weirdo.

Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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