What’s a dad joke you know that’s so bad… it’s good!

#1

How did you get that cut on your forehead?

I bit myself.

Don’t be ridiculous. How could you bite your own forehead?

I stood on a chair!

- from a children’s joke book I had in the 1970s.

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    #3

    My friend got crushed by a pile of books. She only had hershelf to blame

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