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Final score:

42points

Spikey boi

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My super power is the ability to trip over everything and nothing.

Final score:

30points

Jenn Ryan

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If I had a superpower, I would want to be able to jump into books, movies, TV shows, etc

Final score:

24points

MikeWheelerFan

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If I had a superpower, I would choose to have the ability to time travel.

Final score:

22points

Felix Feline

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I wear t-shirts outside in the dead of winter in the UK. Cold does not bother me.

Heating in the house is only on for other people.

Final score:

20points

Nathaniel

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I always find money while walking where ever I go. Usually coins, most was a £5 note. And I always have to pick it up, I'm superstitious fate will see if I don't appreciate the small ones and won't send big monies my way 🍀💷

Final score:

20points

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My superpower is being GenX.

We don't get bogged down being offended by everything. We just move on and get on with living our lives.

Final score:

16points

Sean Harrison

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being a shape shifter

Final score:

16points

CAT /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ QUEEN

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I can breathe really quietly and I'm good at staying still.

Final score:

16points

Juno French

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#10

This may be a weird one but I can locate the exact fashion item you are looking for in a group of messy overflowing sales bins or be able to factually determine that it isn't there in a matter of seconds.

Final score:

16points

Catherine Binder

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#11

I can see sound. Loud bangs cause flashes of 'light' in the room. Pretty sweet superpower until my whole bedroom lights up when a pot falls in the kitchen.

Final score:

15points

Lalalaina

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#12

I can walk into a room full of people I've never met and suddenly all of them in spite of anything wrong they have going on in their lives will instantly feel superior and better about themselves because at least they're not me. It's quite astonishing. It's a thankless power, though 🤔

Final score:

14points

September

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#13

I can do absolutely anything as long as I write it down.

Final score:

14points

tessy fazbear

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#14

The ability to speak to cats and understand each other

Has sold soul for corn chip

Final score:

14points

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#15

During any conversation, I can practically pull a random movie quote that's relevant to the subject. Not just the popular quotes, oh noooo...I'm talking about the most obscure movie quotes.

Final score:

12points

Ozymandias73

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#16

Helping people with depression. (I actually once considered being a psychologist)

Final score:

12points

Panda-Man

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#17

I am great at threading needles. Was even better at it before turning 40.

Final score:

12points

Zaneta Wright

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#18

earthbending

Final score:

11points

best turtle

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#19

I can determine the outcome of my decisions. Like before I make a choice I can see what would happen because of that choice and therefore be able to make the best decision.

Final score:

11points

Piccolo

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#20

My Super Power is my ability to Survive the loss of my 26 yo son. Every. Day.

Final score:

11points

Susan Atkinson

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#21

I can breathe underwater

Final score:

10points

Kalmar

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#22

I can eat & drink anything lying down.
I hear with my eyes (I’m deaf & lip read! 😁)

Final score:

9points

Naenaenae

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#23

At work, I can take one look at something and immediately see what's wrong

Final score:

9points

Pharmtechgurl

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#24

Not giving a damn what others think while at the same time arguing with myself about if i’m really like this.

Final score:

8points

Sweetie Cake️‍

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#25

My superpower is that any other lesbians near me glow purple... Everyone can see it even if they aren't out yet

Final score:

7points

21stCenturyLesbian

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#26

My power would be summoning anyone from books,movies,TV shows. They'll do whatever I ask and stay until I want them to go.

Final score:

7points

The Phantomvessel

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#27

I get teleported into books. I can hear, see, feel, and taste things around me and it takes a few moments to readjust when I come back to the real world.

Final score:

7points

Nicole Thornton

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#28

Transforming into any multicellular living being (real, fictional, mythical, etc.) and being able to use their abilities

Final score:

6points

RandomX123

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#29

I know exactly how everyone thinks about me

Final score:

6points

Maximilian Schussler

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#30

I have the power to sleep, and annoy ppl at the same time :>

Final score:

6points

Tysm world :D

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#31

I can forget any upcoming appointment or task, no matter how important it is, or how stressed I am about it, or how excited I am about it. But once I’m aware that I forgot it, I can tell you exactly what I was doing or thinking at the time I should have doing it. I would like to step into Superman II’s kryptonite chamber (or whatever it was) and lose this power.

UpQuarkDownQuark (he/him)

Final score:

6points

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#32

I can win rock-paper-scissors in best out of three. I dont use this for evil I promise

Final score:

6points

Mona Enslev

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#33

I can sit and move so absently people (and even animals) tend to ignore me completly while doing so, it's like a form of invisibility.

Final score:

5points

Nubis Knight

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#34

If I drink beer or clear alcohol (think vodka, blanco tequila, white rum, etc.), I won't get a hangover. Even if I get falling down drunk, no hangover. It's a mixed blessing because I know I won't have to pay for it the next day (except for the stories about my behavior).

Final score:

5points

Phil N DeBlanc

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#35

I am immortal, prove me wrong. Not invincible, I can die just not from aging.

Final score:

5points

Phoebe Willis

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#36

I'm a teacher and I can teach any class there is.

Final score:

5points

RustyMouse

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#37

I can think my teeth whiter and they seriously get whiter!! 😳

Final score:

5points

BEC Burns

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#38

I can manipulate the probability of things happening

Final score:

5points

venintherogue

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#39

I can clone myself.

Final score:

5points

Thefishtankguy

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#40

Anything I draw appears in front of me!!!

Final score:

5points

(っ◔◡◔)っ blush

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#41

My super power is that I can produce all liquids out of my eyes in the form of tears.

Final score:

5points

CherryPlays

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#42

I can remember anything unimportant and forget within a week (I'll hide money for myself and then thank my past self)

Final score:

5points

A rat

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#43

I have a seriously high pain threshold. I can be doing something around the house and cut myself pretty badly. Unless it is bleeding in front of my eyes I just don’t notice it.
Drives my wife crazy when I walk back into the house as we have polished wooden floors.

Final score:

4points

Wayne Lee

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#44

hmm, I'm on the track team at my high school, so maybe running fast?

Final score:

3points

Virtually Fabulous

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#45

I’d pick the ability to shapeshift into animals at will

Final score:

3points

Megan Glen

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#46

Infinite godly power.

Final score:

3points

Bacony Cakes

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#47

One wipe will always do it.

Final score:

3points

Tzoom

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#48

My power: be able to cure childhood cancer with only one treatment.

Final score:

3points

Summer Mason

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#49

I can speak to animals.

Final score:

3points

rockngator

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#50

I can be walking on one side of a person and then they look at me and POOF I'm actually on the other side of them, and I can follow people quietly for a long period of time by breathing softly, walking quietly, and staying verrry still

Final score:

3points

Gemini

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#51

Saying something so awesomely dumb that people laugh, like I asked a young man if he wanted to come home with me and be my pool boy. If my inner clown thinks it's funny, out it comes. Luckily nobody's slapped me yet. I also do all my own stunts.

Final score:

2points

Emery Walters

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#52

Have a happy life that you always dreamed of. {Maybe like the happy dreams become reality}

Final score:

2points

Michalina

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#53

i can make any kind of mater out of my own hands

Final score:

2points

boxy101

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#54

Reading a book in one setting. I get started on a book and can finish it in a couple of hours depending on how long it is.

Jasmine Hufflepuff Henderson

Final score:

2points

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#55

If I had to choose a superpower, I would want to choose Reality Warping as the power.

Final score:

2points

GrimReaper_888

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#56

I can choose to feel how others feel whenever i want and to srop feeling like them whenever i want

Aroace tiger (she/they/he)

Final score:

2points

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#57

My superpowers are the ability to make little kids cry with just one look, push away any decent man, not sleeping for days, jumping to conclusions, and making assumptions.

Final score:

2points

Bettie-Jean Neal

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#58

I can repeatedly eat then refill cake like ranboo so I never run out of cake

Final score:

2points

Cjay

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#59

I can learn to do ANY new job in one day

Final score:

2points

Sportsgal

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#60

My power would be being able to summon light whenever I want

Hello of the human species

Final score:

2points

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#61

My superpower is that I can eat and eat and never get full

Final score:

2points

Priscilla Reshell

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Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#62

Hmmm, Being able to understand anyone who's speaking a totally different language which I don't know.

Final score:

2points

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ

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#63

To make super corny jokes. :)

Final score:

2points

Nate

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#64

My super power is that toddlers and animals like me.

Final score:

2points

Hannah Edwards

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#65

I have great memory

Final score:

2points

Ruby C.

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#66

My superpower is my, "teacher voice". I can make a 16 year old hard-lad freeze and poop themselves in terror with a word.

Final score:

2points

Hannah Hudson-Lee

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#67

I have a wicked sense of humor. (Never mean, never demeaning) If I so desire I can get any person laughing within a few minutes.

Final score:

2points

Richard Graham

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50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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#68

I am super flexible and can shape my body into the most awkward poses. I am so flexible that when we are doing Yoga or Gymnastics the teacher nearly always says, "Don't try and do the poses as well as Maz, they are super flexible."

Final score:

2points

Atchaco-Leigh

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#69

I can stay awake and never feel tired

Final score:

2points

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#70

the power of all power imaginable and unimaginalbe , i then use this power to have no side affect and boom power

Final score:

1point

Arachnid

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#71

I am a bird magnet. Wanna see some birbs? Very well give me a week I'll get you some pigeons :D

Final score:

1point

Fabulous Pigeon

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#72

I pick up dog poop with leaves.

Final score:

1point

debora shuger

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Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#73

i have the ability to either bore or amaze people with the ability to recall history facts - especially obscure history. also, an unrelated talent for connecting with animals of all sorts. my dad is more astute with this power as wild animals come to him - all sorts from squirrels to birds to deer

Final score:

1point

talliloo

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#74

At work my super power is after cussing up a storm (no one sits around me anymore), & saying I hate people - I answer the phone as politely as possible.
At home my super power is pouring myself a drink in the kitchen, going to sit on the sofa in the living room, and not bringing my drink. (The worst super power ever)

Final score:

1point

Janina Prado

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#75

My super power os that i don't become sick even when i'm sick i can't t feel it

Final score:

1point

Catarina

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Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#76

I seem to attract people with mental health issues. Most of them just need someone to listen to them at the time, but I don't know what it is about me specifically. Like, a vibe? My pheromones? Some of the most different were a walking dead guy (but not a zombie?), a wizard who could change the color of clouds, a man from a parallel universe.

Final score:

1point

ButterflyMcQueen

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#77

I can wake up in the morning without coffee, tea, or redbull.

Final score:

1point

Robert Thompson

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#78

I have the superpower to be able to be hot when others are cold And vice versa.

Final score:

1point

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#79

I have the ability to spit anything I Imagine in front of me (Ice cream, house, cloths, donkey unicorns from Encanto, etc...) I also can fart glitter, and sprinkled cupcakes. (Do your worst)

Final score:

1point

Yeet_girl360

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"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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#80

I am invisible in the dark.

Final score:

0points

The Alpha Geek

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#81

I actually see better in the darkness, than in the light. Can`t stand light cause of photosensitivity, wearing sunglasses all the time in summer.

Final score:

0points

Kakashisith

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#82

Being a psychic/medium.

Final score:

0points

colorfultragedy

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#83

I always randomly find jigsaw pieces in the street so I usually pick them up.

Final score:

0points

KitFrey

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#84

My super power would be running through walls to get chocolate!

Final score:

0points

Suzanne

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#85

I habe the power to voice a deep voied troll

Final score:

0points

Bored potato

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Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

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#86

shape-shifting into anything

Final score:

0points

Harrison Barnes

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#87

I have a great imagination but I might have ADHD because I never can focus...

Final score:

0points

CRAZYDEATHCHEESEPERSON

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#88

I am a vampire ( IWAV-ish)

Final score:

0points

Mega Gay 🇺🇦

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#89

I would say my super power is that when someone says a word, i can think of a part from Encanto in an instant
Example: word: perfect

Part from movie: “I HAVE BEEN STUCK BEING PERFECT, MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE BUT YOU’VE DONE IS MESS THINGS UP!”

Final score:

0points

Cherry_Limead

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#90

My super power is that I can answer my honest opinion about anything, even though it may be constructive criticism and hard to say.

Final score:

0points

Kids Krueger

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#91

I can go into any book, movie, ect. and live a full life, interacting with the characters and when I leave, it's only a moment from when I left in the real world, and the timeline from the book, movie is back to normal and they forget about me.

Final score:

0points

Kids Krueger

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#92

Time Manipulation. I can push people forward or backward through time, I can also freeze time.

Final score:

0points

RAMPAGE

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#93

Super speed

Final score:

0points

RabbidRabbitCat

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#94

The power to control the wind, so I could fly, lift stuff, create windstorms, and alter air pressure at will.

Final score:

0points

IcarusOfTheSkywings

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#95

Being able to have no idea what the f**k is going on unless i’ve been actively paying attention for the past ten minutes which is very unlikely due to my sleeping problems (I’m currently pulling an all nighter)

Final score:

0points

Dylan Bess

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#96

Hmmmm... that i have claws that i can retract at will, and semi- sharp teeth. Basically being a half demon, but not being possessed by anything

Final score:

0points

Julianne M

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#97

Being so self conscious that I mess up.

Final score:

0points

DatLazyPanda

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#98

I can control shadows. Let me explain, 1st off, it's like water in some ways as it can flow like normal annd I can sink through like a pool. 2nd, it's like a pair of limbs as it can be controlled to grab and hit things. 3rd it's like a mirror dimension as in everything is all dark. Think distortion world from pokemon platinum, and make it 20 times more distorted. That's what it is. I'll take your twisted comment that makes me think less about this power.

Final score:

0points

Henry Edison Jurman

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#99

I can get what i want and have a lot of lovers.

Final score:

0points

That sarcastic asshole

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#100

Hmm fantasy powers? Well, I’d talk to animals but like real life powers, I’m able to stand silently still and walk really quietly

Final score:

0points

That one kid

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#101

I can read minds
And see the future

Moonwatcher the NightWing

Final score:

0points

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#102

I apparently have the ability to annoy just about anyone without trying.

Final score:

0points

Bob Dobbes

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#103

I always manGe to embarrass myseld

Final score:

0points

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#104

I can argue with myself and enter a whole different world. with imaginary people.

Final score:

0points

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#105

I can feel the pain, sorrow, fear, happiness and all of that while reading a book

Final score:

0points

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#106

I can cook spaghetti at any time at any place using anything.

Final score:

0points

THE GREAT PAPYRUS

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#107

I can get AFOs on a squirmy child's feet in less than 2 minutes. Not exactly a super power but it definitely made mornings easier when my daughter wore those.

Final score:

0points

Terilee Bruyere

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#108

My actual superpower is being able to identify plants, including some I have not encountered before but have only read about. I can also lose anything in a purse or backpack, no matter how large the item and how small the purse...

Final score:

0points

Monique Reed

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#109

I can describe someone's hair to you almost exactly. Like if they've dyed it before, what colors did they dye it first and then later in time, what almost the exact color could be called, etcetera.... like, I could tell you the colors of my friend's hair in sixth grade. First she dyed it red, then blue, then silver, then blue again, and so on...

Rylee Evergreen (bye loves!)

Final score:

-1point

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