As a young child I once watched my sibling, four years older than myself, drop a three liter bottle of black cherry soda on the floor from the table. An hour later when my oldest sibling, seven years older than myself, told my other sibling it should be okay to open the soda. You guessed it, a black cherry soda geyser all over the kitchen and spraying the white ceiling.

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my brother bringing back a single gummy bear on a rather largish plate for desert at the local golden coral grimacing over whether he would be able to finish his single gummy bear. Then Proceed to cut into it like this single red gummy bear was a large, juicy steak to only flick the top half of the gummy bear across the buffet leaving behind a headless, rather squished gummy treat on the large dinner plate stabed through with a fork prong. My brother is one of the unintentionally funniest people I have ever known and it would be events like these that would brighten a day and retelling that story always bring a good laugh.

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