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TV, books, movies, or even a random wall in Europe! It doesn’t matter where it’s from, just be sure it’s funny!
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#1
From a wall of a Ruby Jewel Ice Cream Sandwich shop near me: "A balanced diet is an ice cream sandwich in each hand."
I live by this quote. It's like my life motto, I love it and it's true.
Final score:
3points
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#2
🎶"Using this appliance, science science science, breaking only one or two laaaaaaws!"🎶 -Schwoz, Henry Danger the Musical
Final score:
3points
#3
Shoot for the moon, because even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. True, the moon is closer to Earth than most of the stars, but given the distance between stars, I think it is fair to say that we are already among the stars.
Final score:
2points
#4
Robin Williams quote I saw in a book about male genitalia:
God gave men a brain and a penis, but enough blood to only use one at a time.
Final score:
2points
#5
Coconuts cannot migrate. However, they can be carried by certain species of swallow to climates that normally would be unable to grow palm trees. Said swallows are generally of an African variety, which are very strong and can grip said coconut by the husk for long periods of time, often long enough to cross the ocean.
Final score:
0points
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Michelle Singhas 3 years ago
"You ever notice you can only ooze two things, sexuality and pus. Man, I tell ya" - Creed Britton
Michelle Singhas 3 years ago
"You ever notice you can only ooze two things, sexuality and pus. Man, I tell ya" - Creed Britton
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