Being told to not look at the television screen as my mother and her at the time boyfriend watched a movie that was too old for me. The boyfriend in question would purposefully exaggerate his emotions so I would turn around to see what happened to my mother's annoyance.

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Has sold soul for corn chip

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Shoving a bean into my older sisters giraffe rocking horse. I don't know why I did it but I did. I laugh at it now. (BTW this was when I was in England so between the ages of 0-3 1/2.)

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Yeet_girl360

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Going on holiday to yorkshire and helping bottle feed cute baby lambs and feed biscuits to chickens, i mustve only been about 2 but i remember the farm we stayed on

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Goth Mouse (he/they)

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One of my earliest memories, I was at the beach with my family, my aunt and uncle and my cousins. I was around 3 years old, and wanted to get rid of all my binkys (the things you suck on as a baby, English isn't my first language so I'm not sure what they're called). So I got a tin box and put all of my binkys there, and went with my mom to the shore to have a nice little ceremony and I threw it into the ocean. I went back to the sand and ate a watermelon, the box was about 500 meters away in the sea at this point. My uncle comes at me a few minutes later, soaking wet and red, panting heavily with the dripping box in his hand. I take the box, look at it for 2 seconds silently, throw it into the ocean without changing my expression one little bit, shrug, and go sit back. The look on my uncle's confused shocked and stunned by just being absolutely defeated by a 3 year old is unforgettable

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The pizza girl is here!

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