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Hey Pandas, What’s Your Completely Useless Skill?

We all have something we can do that serves absolutely no purpose

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#1

I can cross my eyes very far-it creeps people out. Idk if it's related, but I can also do something with my eyes (like half-cross one?) and it corrects my vision. It's a lifesaver for someone like me who hates glasses and contacts, but doesn't have perfect vision.

Final score:

3points

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#2

Thumb wars. All of my muscle is concentrated in my thumbs.

Final score:

2points

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#3

Swallowing air to force burps. If yo keep swallowing you can let out some really loud and long burps. The burps you do not let out convert to noisy and unstoppable farts a few hours later.

Final score:

2points

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

#4

I can burp backwards. I discovered that when I was drinking hot chocolate and I burped and then I tried to burp backwards and I was fascinated by my disgusting talent.

Final score:

2points

Charlie Spring Fan (He/Him)

#5

I'm like really good at kahoots (the quizzes that teachers do when it's almost summer, and nobody has the motivation anymore). I can also make a pretty good owl noise blowing between my thumbs. And I read war and peace once cos I was bored af, so I can talk about that (would'nt recommend unless you have a LOT of time on your hands; it's good, and for someone to have thought up all of that plot and all of those characters is pretty amazing, but its not good enough to warrant ploughing through the whole thing imo)

Final score:

2points

Aster (she/they)

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#6

I have four college degrees in fields i do not work in, do they count? I know how to make fabric, bind books, make shoes, make lace(went to a school in Czech Republic for a month to learn it), And I can 3D model a house

Final score:

1point

Mis Stake she/her 🇫🇮🇬🇧

#7

i can bend just the top part of all my fingers

Final score:

1point

freakingbee (she/they)

#8

I can identify almost every single Hamilton song after the first second (we tested)

Final score:

1point

3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat

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#9

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

Final score:

1point

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3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat

Ok so BP logged me out of my other account (same name) and I couldn't get back in because the Email had been deactivated and none of my usual passwords were working. So here I am on a new account A few things about me: I'm partially Native American and my nickname means raccoon in my tribe's language so that's where the Trash Panda part of my name comes from (also bored panda/trash panda) I've been on Bored Panda since June of 2020 and have gone by a few names including JustAHamilfan, Lady FosBoss, Kris Ambers, Lihn Song, and UnInspired Aspiring Author (and probably more I can't remember) I consider myself a fangirl and have always been into reading and writing my own stories (I hope to publish a book one day!)

Ok so BP logged me out of my other account (same name) and I couldn't get back in because the Email had been deactivated and none of my usual passwords were working. So here I am on a new account A few things about me: I'm partially Native American and my nickname means raccoon in my tribe's language so that's where the Trash Panda part of my name comes from (also bored panda/trash panda) I've been on Bored Panda since June of 2020 and have gone by a few names including JustAHamilfan, Lady FosBoss, Kris Ambers, Lihn Song, and UnInspired Aspiring Author (and probably more I can't remember) I consider myself a fangirl and have always been into reading and writing my own stories (I hope to publish a book one day!)

Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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