Edward getting erection (to conceive).You have to have a heartbeat to pump blood to get an erection.

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T5n

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The whole thing. It's all just not at all thought through. I'm only on the first book and I already don't like it. Of course I'll finish the series so I can make fun of it lol.

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Black Pearl

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I only saw about half of the first one. I'm into supernatural things, so thought I'd give it a go.

My first issue was, why is the vampire dude at school? I mean, surely he would have progressed further than a high school education in all those years? I don't want to hear, 'it's to keep up the impression that they are normal!', they live in the middle of nowhere, who would even know if they were there or not!

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Donkey boi

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bella being a vegetarian but then wanting to be a vampire and then drinking blood from animals she killed?

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Swan

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The cullens would need to move anyways, because they don't age, so Jake could've just moved with the family.
Caius' douchebaggery will come back to get him.
How come alice couldn't see Victoria using Riley as a middle man in eclipse.

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Mega Gay 🇺🇦

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