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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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#1
Chuck Norris doesn’t need a Twitter account. He’s already following you.
Final score:
7points
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#2
Chuck Norris has been to mars, that's why there's no life on it
Final score:
6points
#3
Kids wear Spiderman pyjamas. Spiderman wears Chuck Norris’ pyjamas.
Final score:
4points
#4
When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Final score:
4points
Summer Mason 2 years ago
I actually tell my daughter this cause chuck Norris is still on public cable TV here. And it helps her.
#5
Chuck Norris has been dead for 10 years, but the Grim Reaper is too afraid to tell him.
Final score:
3points
#6
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had two missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Final score:
2points
#8
Giraffes exist because Chuck Norris gave a horse an upper cut
Final score:
0points
#10
When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, he doesn’t get wet. The ocean gets Chuck Norris.
Final score:
0points
#11
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
Final score:
0points
#12
The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them...
Final score:
0points
What do you think ?
Jason Marin 2 years ago
The first rule of Chuck Norris is that you don't talk about Chuck Norris.
Jason Marin 2 years ago
The first rule of Chuck Norris is that you don't talk about Chuck Norris.
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