Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t need a Twitter account. He’s already following you.

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#2

Chuck Norris has been to mars, that's why there's no life on it

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#3

Kids wear Spiderman pyjamas. Spiderman wears Chuck Norris’ pyjamas.

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#4

When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually tell my daughter this cause chuck Norris is still on public cable TV here. And it helps her.

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#5

Chuck Norris has been dead for 10 years, but the Grim Reaper is too afraid to tell him.

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#6

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had two missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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#7

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter

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#8

Giraffes exist because Chuck Norris gave a horse an upper cut

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#9

Chuck Norris made Journey stop Believing.

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#10

When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, he doesn’t get wet. The ocean gets Chuck Norris.

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#11

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until they give him the information he wants.

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#12

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them...

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#13

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Kangaroo vrs chuck Norris. Chuck wins.

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