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Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Dad Joke You’ve Ever Heard? (Closed)

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#1

I want to the zoo and there was only a dog….it was a Shitzu

Final score:

2points

MicrowaveGoddess

WindySwede 3 weeks ago

😅

0points

#2

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Final score:

1point

Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het

#3

If by worst, you actually mean worst, and not 'groan worthy brilliance'...

Years ago, I was helping Gramps build a new chicken coup. After he cut a length of wood, he laid the saw on top and said, 'Now we let rest for a while', I asked why, and he pointed at the saw and replied 'Still saw'.

If you mean Groan worthy brilliance...
I like Gary Delaney's : I recently took my naval exams. I got seven Cs.

Final score:

1point

#4

"What are you drinking?"

"Soy milk"

"Hola Milk, soy tu padre."

Final score:

1point

#5

My son once asked me to explain what happens during a solar eclipse. I said, "no son."

Final score:

1point

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Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

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