Hey Pandas, What’s The Weirdest Thing You’ve Heard Someone Say When They Were Asleep? (Closed)

What's the weirdest thing you've heard someone sleep talking?

What the hel, I'll share. "I come from a long line of canaries in the mine." He said it like a sassy response, like Han Solo. Wonder what he was dreaming about.

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I'm sleeping on the floor in my sister's room and the air bed has deflated. It's about 2 am and I've woken up from discomfort. My sister is sleeping when suddenly she starts moving around in bed and says "it's a horse gate". This was a couple of years ago and I still remember it clear as day.

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The Zooble

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I normally mumble a lot of nonsense but my dad has a video of me clearly saying, “Board the pancake. NOW!” I have no memory of this

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YosemiteCat

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Apparently, when I was about 3 yo my sister said " the hippo is almost ready " .

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Mini crewmate

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Ashley Dixon (Submission author) 3 years ago

Idk...

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When we were at Disney World, we woke up to my brother sleep-yelling "Take that you ninjas!" (paraphrasing what I remember, it was 7 years ago).

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Flare

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So my dad told me this so on Christmas I was downstairs at like 3 am trying to figure out how to open Tylenol cuz I got my menstrual cramps and my dad heard someone downstairs (me freaking out over a child lock on medicine) and he try’s waking my mom up and she says “don’t worry the knot will untie itself” we are still trying to figure out what she was dreaming about

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Trinity

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my dad woke up in the muddle of the night and it his head on the wall, then he said to my mom ¨wanna hear a joke?¨
my mom goes,¨well, OK...?¨ my dad says ¨you know frying pans?¨ my mom says ¨the thing you cook in?¨ then he keeps insisting that not what a frying pan is hen falls back asleep
my mom told me this story it seems funny

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Mintchinchilla

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Tzippora Gold (Submission author) 3 years ago

he didnt actualy wake up, he was asleep, forgot to say

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This happened at outdoor school, and my friend slept in the bunk right across from me, and in the middle of the night she started saying my name and saying “stopstopstopstopstopstopstop” and I turned around and she was fast asleep. We had to wake her up to get her to stop saying that

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