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#1
i used to name any party favors i got after birthday parties just cuz
so anyways, party favors right? i had a notebook named chevron(based on the pattern of the book, which was stripes, but chevron had more *sparkle*, in a metaphorical sense), a handheld compact mirror with black gems and glittery sparkles named firework(cus of the sparkly decorations), and a neon red nail polish bottle named scarlet(another shade of red). also i named my first touchpad knight(i actually don't know why. maybe it was a knight in shining armour to save me from my boredness lol?).
i still love to name inanimate objects. its fun. :D
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CascadedFalls 9 months ago (edited)
Oh, fun names! Chevron is quite interesting. I haven't named many inanimate objects before, except for stuffed animals back when I was a toddler. But if I were to name something now, I'd probably call my banana squishy 'Moosh' because, you know, it's all soft and mushy.
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#2
I name all my cars I've had 5
Daisy was the first then Bluebell then Peeves, Rose and the one I have now is called Bella.
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#3
I named my imaginary friend I had in primary school (that was a chicken) Slinky.
Idk why, I was a special child, still am a bit.
R.I.P Slinky
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#5
Francisco the spider in my window in my basement bedroom...he bit me and now im sad
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CascadedFalls 9 months ago (edited)
We use to have a spider on the patio at my family's old house, named Jerry. Btw, Francisco is a nice name.
#6
As a teen i had horrible acne. I named my zits. Bob. "Thats Bob the zit"
I now have a hernia named harry.
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