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Hey Pandas, What’s The Weirdest Thing You Do In Secret? (Closed)

I secretly eat toothpaste, don't ask for details, and was curious if anyone else does really weird things in secret.

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#1

scream into a pillow to my heart's content.

Final score:

5points

Micah Chips 🇺🇦🇮🇱

#2

Having fake conversations with my old friend I haven't seen in 6 years. (Such as pretending we meet at a walgreens randomly in 20 years.)

Final score:

5points

Clyno The Doggo

#3

Crying for beautiful things

Final score:

3points

Titas Burinskas

#4

I make ugly weird faces by squishing my face into my neck to have double/triple chins and then release, looking at my skinnier face from what I just had. Ngl it gives me a boost of confidence

Final score:

3points

#5

I talk to / with myself....like, a lot.. can even have full blown discussion with fictional me. It's not hearing voices or psychose, I just respond as if someone asked something.

Daughter of a friend heard me once, scared the crap out off her 😁

Final score:

2points

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#6

I talk to myself when i am alone lmao

Final score:

1point

#7

Stick stuff down my throat to attempt throw up if I am afraid I ate too much. It never works, and I am left with guilt on overeating. I want to get better but I don’t want to fall behind in school because I had to go to a hospital. As long as I’m a healthy weight I’ll keep doing this.

Final score:

0points

Happi doggi (all pronouns)

#8

Two sided conversations with myself. I will verbalize one side, the other side is in my head.

Final score:

0points

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#9

i listen to 10 hours of hey ya by outkast

Final score:

-1point

#10

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#10

I touch my 13 year old daughter while she is sleeping and even spy on her while she is in the shower i sometimes jerk off to her

Final score:

-18points

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ShadowMorph

Just a guy who likes video games and pop culture.

Just a guy who likes video games and pop culture.

Titas Burinskas

This dude right here? He works as a Community Manager at Bored Panda. Has no back-story, cause his spine works just fine. He writes about himself in third-person, and in first-person about others. Fell in love with storytelling and cannot let that love go. Now, he's here to help you make your own story simply beautiful. Secretly makes cute music samples and writes stories in the dark that nobody has ever heard of before.

This dude right here? He works as a Community Manager at Bored Panda. Has no back-story, cause his spine works just fine. He writes about himself in third-person, and in first-person about others. Fell in love with storytelling and cannot let that love go. Now, he's here to help you make your own story simply beautiful. Secretly makes cute music samples and writes stories in the dark that nobody has ever heard of before.

What do you think ?

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