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I once said to somebody who was being a d**k that his worth as a human being was the equivalent to the GrubHub ad.

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    It's quite embarrassing now I think about it but I said this to a random boy who was insulting me and my friend and calling us four eyes (we both wear glasses)

    I said "oh dear, you're seeing double, you might want to go to the optitions and get yourself a pair of glasses." ;-;

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    #3

    My brother cut his hair really short and of course, I had to call him "Curly Howard" at least once.

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    #4

    on inauguration day i said to the class "bye donald duck trump" because he(trump)sucks

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    #5

    Hermit crab...

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    #6

    Someone one once said i looked like the color of bread and i was like um wut, his friend said he means that you look tan and i said that comments is a dry as his ashy skin, and i walked out of there but now that i look back at it, it is cringe every time at 3am

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    #7

    “Go choke on a dill pickle” innocent enough but still has that wtf vibe to it

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    #8

    If I throw a stick will you leave?
    IDEK why, but I still cringe

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    #9

    ‘Eat a clove of garlic’

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    #10

    One time I called my sister "a block of cheese." ; . ;

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    #11

    Well aren’t you a waste of two billion years of evolution....

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    #12

    me: *gets into an argue with sister* sister: *ROAST ME LIKE KFC* me: *insert speech-less boiiii/gurl* w-wel-well y-y-you*trys to think of a roast* y-YOU MEANIE-YACK(yeah she younger than me and normaly im da one roastin every body but that day she won the roast..FOR NOW~)

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    #13

    Just that I was a female. They went ohhh its because your a female. We were talking about the best way to move something and they were wrong so I explained how we couldn't do it that way.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh shoot I read the title wrong!!! I thought it was whats the weirdest insult said to you. My bad

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    #14

    Told my brother he sounded like an asthmatic donkey once if that counts. My sister also tells me and other people I have fake feet (I do not) and that's why I have a slight limp. (Genetic skeletal issues)

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    #15

    Trump is a Cheeto Oompa Loompa

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    #16

    If you don’t know the difference between me and my BFF (we look very similar), you are a fart! Said to my classmate who had never met my BFF before, who thought she was seeing double.

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    #17

    A friend once called me a c*m stain on the tissue of life!
    I once described someone I know as a flump (a marshmallow brand), no Idea why, but my friend knew what I meant by it.

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    #18

    My hubby was trying to get an awkward piece of wood into the backseat of our car. After trying unsuccessfully he shouted, “You’re a beggar and you have no home!”

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