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Hey Pandas, What’s The Weirdest Dream You Had?

Just a really weird dream you remember.

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#1

I was questioning my gender so my brain imagined male me. So in this dream I went to the bathroom and there is a f***ing D**K instead of my vagina. I freaked out so yea now I know for sure I’m on the girl side of things :p

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Happi doggi (all pronouns)

#2

I once had this weird dream in which I was in this crowded place with my friends. Apparently, there was supposed to be a ritual to keep some demon imprisoned in Hell. However, this demon was literally following me around and I was the only one who could see him. I knew the ritual was going to fail. Then I woke up.

1. In my defence, I had a fever, so it was most probably a fever dream.
2. In this dream, I noticed that I wanted a different colour for the demon's skin (red instead of whatever) and it actually did change

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Happi doggi 3 years ago

You might be a lucid dreamer if you were able to change the demons skin

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#3

So it started out on my front lawn, and I saw Bill Weasley standing there, and for some reason I knew he was Minister of Magic and it was his birthday. And then the dream changed to a coatrack on a red background, and it was alive and it had fuzzy legs. Then the dream changed again and there were three kids climbing a hill, a girl and two boys. The girl fell and then the dream went back to the coatrack. It reached out to hold a beetle and then I woke up.
I have weird dreams.

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Happi doggi (all pronouns)

Well, yea i have to tell you something soooooo…I’m a non-binary neptunic (but you can call me lesbian, I don’t mind.) I am autistic. I am struggling with dysphoria, if you ever find me IRL, scream that I go by all pronouns and I’m not a girl. My mom ruins my home life, but I stay for my sister. My message to anyone, you are valid. If people say you are disgusting, I’ve got my ax. Roblox: FlyTheTaco TikTok: Lil_happi_doggi

Well, yea i have to tell you something soooooo…I’m a non-binary neptunic (but you can call me lesbian, I don’t mind.) I am autistic. I am struggling with dysphoria, if you ever find me IRL, scream that I go by all pronouns and I’m not a girl. My mom ruins my home life, but I stay for my sister. My message to anyone, you are valid. If people say you are disgusting, I’ve got my ax. Roblox: FlyTheTaco TikTok: Lil_happi_doggi

Aelita Senvaitytė

My name is Aelita and I have been an Editor for Bored Panda since 2019. I spend my days working with my amazing team and making articles the best they can be. Fantasy and magic have always ruled over my world, from movies to TV shows, to Video Games to tabletop games like Dungeos and Dragons, I try to find magic in every part of my life. Writing is a big part of me too, I hope to publish a fantasy novel one day. I also enjoy playing guitar and singing, as music always help me to get in a great mood. I have an adorable German Shepherd named Hela and we get into all kinds of adventures together.

My name is Aelita and I have been an Editor for Bored Panda since 2019. I spend my days working with my amazing team and making articles the best they can be. Fantasy and magic have always ruled over my world, from movies to TV shows, to Video Games to tabletop games like Dungeos and Dragons, I try to find magic in every part of my life. Writing is a big part of me too, I hope to publish a fantasy novel one day. I also enjoy playing guitar and singing, as music always help me to get in a great mood. I have an adorable German Shepherd named Hela and we get into all kinds of adventures together.

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Elsker 3 years ago

Recently i dreamt my father was forcing my sister to marry him. My family, even dad's girlfriend all standing around as if it was not the weirdest thing. I was frantically calling social services and the doctors office, to find out how to stop this from happening, but nobody cared.... Woke up still worried, texted my sis to check up.... Guess the reruns of special victims unit got to me :D

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Elsker 3 years ago

Recently i dreamt my father was forcing my sister to marry him. My family, even dad's girlfriend all standing around as if it was not the weirdest thing. I was frantically calling social services and the doctors office, to find out how to stop this from happening, but nobody cared.... Woke up still worried, texted my sis to check up.... Guess the reruns of special victims unit got to me :D

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