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Could be from someone you know, could be a scam, or could be a random wrong number. Anything strange, weird, or especially odd that someone has texted you.
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#1
My friend once randomly texted me asking if I wanted to adopt an illegal baby hedgehog
Final score:
3points
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#2
"Clown girls are in your area and ready to honk."
Final score:
3points
#3
My friend "wanted me to be his baby girl😈" haven't talked to him since😡
Final score:
3points
#4
My friend texted me today at 2am to say "bojangles the chicken m**********r" and I'm concerned
Final score:
2points
fair_weather_rose (she/they) 1 year ago
does your friend generally text you fast food restaurant names paired with animals and swearwords at 2 am, or is this a unique occurrence? if this is the first time this has happened you may want to consider the possibility that your friend is in some kind of danger and is trying to send you a coded message.
#5
i was borrowing my moms phone to text my brother and i got a text by some random people in a group text and it happened for 2-3 days ending with a house address and gate code
Final score:
2points
fair_weather_rose (she/they) 1 year ago
Was it just the address and gate code, or were there other texts too?
#6
Me: Hello, how can I help you?
Customer: Do you have any other stores in (name of city)?
Me: Yes, we have one store there.
Customer: I do not want to go there?
Me: Why?
Customer: There was this lady in a gas mask continuously talking to me about fire.
Me: Oh, don't worry, she isn't gonna do anything to you.
*she enters the chat*
Other employee (the one who was talking about fire): Hello!
Me: What are you doing here, (her name)?
Other employee: I heard our customer needs help.
Customer: Why were you talking to me about fire?
Other employee: This is a gravel company.
Customer: That doesn't justify you bringing a flamethrower!
*she leaves the chat*
Customer: That was creepy af.
Me: Don't worry. I have your back. She's always like this, you know?
Customer: Thanks.
Final score:
2points
#7
My friend asked me if I support "Abort chin" or whether I was "Pro live". They also asked me about gun rights. After I responded, they said "I think that guns should have the same rights as us."
Final score:
2points
#8
Someone literally texted me asking if I was going to be at a wedding, I was just laughing because the person got the wrong number, and I responded to them by saying that they had the wrong number. I don’t remember what happened after that but I assume that it solved itself.
Final score:
1point
fair_weather_rose (she/they) 1 year ago
Hmm. You should've said something like "I thought it was called off after what the groom did with that one bridesmaid," just to mess things up a bit. Only if you were feeling particularly evil though
#9
About 15 years ago, I’d gone out w a guy a few times and we were texting. He used a word so out of context that I lightheartedly corrected him. A few minutes later he texted something else and I replied w something along the lines of “that’s wrong” or similar. His reply was “oh. I guess you’re going to get out your clitoris?” I was like “WTF???” as I received a follow up text that said “THESAURUS!!! THESAURUS!!! Damn autocorrect!!!” We are still friends and laugh about this all of the time. It will never not be hysterical.
Final score:
0points
#10
Me: Hello, how can I help you?
Customer: Do you have any other stores in (name of city)?
Me: Yes, we have one store there.
Customer: I do not want to go there?
Me: Why?
Customer: There was this lady in a gas mask continuously talking to me about fire.
Me: Oh, don't worry, she isn't gonna do anything to you.
*she enters the chat*
Other employee (the one who was talking about fire): Hello!
Me: What are you doing here, (her name)?
Other employee: I heard our customer needs help.
Customer: Why were you talking to me about fire?
Other employee: This is a gravel company.
Customer: That doesn't justify you bringing a flamethrower!
*she leaves the chat*
Customer: That was creepy af.
Me: Don't worry. I have your back. She's always like this, you know?
Customer: Thanks.
Final score:
0points
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