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I know someone posts these every so often, but I really am curious.
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#1
Adam Yauch was a member of the iconic rap trio Beastie Boys until his death in 2012. I'm a huge fan both of Yauch and the Boys. I guess that's obvious, innit?
Final score:
6points
#2
A play on words I guess. Anyone want me to pour you a cup?
Final score:
5points
#3
It’s my name
Final score:
5points
#4
My mom used to work for the state caring for people with mental disabilities. When I was a kid is sometimes go to work with her. There was another employee with the same name as me, and one of the clients there called me, and anyone who shared the same first name as me "Bonesko". I don't know why he substituted Bonesko for that particular first name, but anyway that's the story.
Final score:
5points
adam yauch 1 year ago
Sweet story! (Also, I read your bio, and your cats sound freaking amazing)
#5
Ermmm.... it is my name. Not much of a story.
Final score:
4points
#6
My favorite dessert, followed by a cause that I’m very passionate about.
Final score:
4points
#7
Fandom!!!
Final score:
4points
#8
well bee is my chosen name, and i have a friend with a youtube channel that had this one vlog with part of the title being "life of FREAKING (her name)" and i liked that plus i say freaking a lot in front of my parents since i can't curse in front of them lol. and so freakingbee was born.
Final score:
4points
#9
I already had this as my username for a few other sites, but originally it started because I'm bi (no s**t lol) and went through an axolotl phase. Still kinda in it, they're f*****g awesome.
Final score:
3points
#10
It’s been my user name for many things since high school. Also my star sign, although I’m not “that” girl. It was my very first email when hotmail was still .msn. Yeah, I’m that old.
Final score:
3points
adam yauch 1 year ago
Having a long-running username is always interesting, but it has to be good- and yours is
#11
Rose is actually my middle name, but it's what I go by. My "real" first name (which I've never actual gone by, even when I was a baby) is Merriweather. Merry means happy, so you could sort of translate my first and middle names to "happy weather rose." Happy sounded too, well, happy, so I figured fair was a decent leap in logic. Hence, fair_weather_rose was born!
Final score:
3points
adam yauch 1 year ago
Merriweather is a splendid name- although I understand why you go by Rose :)
#12
My real name is Sanskrit and hard to pronounce (not to mention LONG), so I took the first three letters and replaced the “i” with a “y”! ❤️
Final score:
3points
#13
I’m a huge fan of the graphic novel series Heartstopper and the Netflix adaptation, and my favourite character is Charlie Spring, so I decided that would be my username, and I added the fan part because I’m a huge fan of Charlie Spring.
Final score:
3points
#14
I’m ace (or somewhere on the ace spectrum I’m still figuring it out but I go by ace to simplify things). Also I like pirates especially the ace kind. So yea. I just came up with it in like 5 mins
Final score:
3points
#15
On most things I am Ravengrape. In highschool my best friend and I decided to start a little business selling our artwork via little pamphlet catalogs but couldn't think of a name. We were discussing the musician pink. Say it was funny to be named after your hair color. At the time her hair was dyed purple and mine was dyed black. So I said our band name would be Ravengrape. She got all excited and said that's the name
Final score:
2points
#16
I decided to join the BP community and couldn't think of a name that no one would recognize me by.
I have a lot of fake friends that I don't like. I'm lonely, because all my real friends left bc of quarantine and covid :(
I really, desperately want to be a writer.
And thus, the LonelyWriter was born.
Final score:
2points
#17
I’m really into astronomy and my favourite fact is that we are all made up of the remains of the first stars that went supernova a long time ago so I kept my username as “Stardust”. I added my pronouns next to my name so that people don’t misgender me
Final score:
2points
#18
On most things I am Ravengrape. In highschool my best friend and I decided to start a little business selling our artwork via little pamphlet catalogs but couldn't think of a name. We were discussing the musician pink. Say it was funny to be named after your hair color. At the time her hair was dyed purple and mine was dyed black. So I said our band name would be Ravengrape. She got all excited and said that's the name
Final score:
0points
#19
well, i'm LGBTQ+ and i found this picture of mike dirnt in cat ears. gay+cat+man= a gay cat man
Final score:
0points
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