“sM mEaNs SaSsy MoUtH nOw spEAk uP”
Said by a school counselor who I have a mandatory meeting with for leaving my intermediate school 😢

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I was working on a project for school, I was making a large cardboard shield with a family crest I was designing as a vehicle for my assignment (quotes that represent you presented in a creative way. You could read them off the back of the shield while holding it.)

I was wondering which animal I wanted to have on my crest, a badger, a fox or a bear. I do t remember the significance of the other two, but I was leaning towards a bear because they represent family and because I lost my father at 12 me and my mother were very close. I asked my friend which animal I should use and he told me definitely not a bear. When I asked why, he said he didn’t want to offend me. I asked again, and he said people would make fun of me because I “have a similar body type.” Thanks dude you’re not skin and bones yourself?

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I hate having a similar body type to a bear. It's incredibly hard to do things with paws.

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A man in front of me at the check out at a big box store was hitting on me. I opened my coat a bit more, when he realized I was pregnant. To save face he said to me: “ nah, I knew you was pregnant when I say you from behind”. He was in front of me.

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