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Marching band is a sport

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#3

If you're not gonna say something that's 1)nice 2)useful 3)funny, don't say anything. If it's none of those, you're just being mean for no reason. Even if you don't like someone, it doesn't matter. Have decency.

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lazypanda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if it's funny, be careful. Jokes can really hurt someone's feelings.

#4

Cats are just introverted grumpy dogs

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#5

It's okay if you can't come up with an excuse to not hang out with people. Just passive aggressively say no :)

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#7

You don’t take my nail clippers. Under any circumstances.

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#8

Long nails are miserable

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Emptycaketin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As unnatural and uncomfortable as stilettos. They look great, though, if they're not too long.

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#9

Toilet paper goes over

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#10

that there is a left and right sock.

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#11

That scrambled eggs are meant to be broken up in the pan! (Stems from an argument with my 11th grade cooking teacher)

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#12

that I'm a puppy in a human body XD

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#13

Star Wars sucks. In my house, it’s actually Star Wars vs. Marvel, not Marvel vs. D.C. or Star Wars vs. Star Trek. I will die on the hill that Marvel is superior to Star Wars.

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RafCo (he/him)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've actually never understood Star Wars vs Star Trek. They are very different franchises. One is a space fantasy with space wizards, and the other is science fiction. It really comes down to, are you a science fiction fan, or a fantasy fan. I prefer the former. You can like both too, but I've never been huge into fantasy movies. Marvel and DC aren't much different, it's just Fascist Fantasy. There is a race of Uber-men who will take care of the running the world for you and keeping you safe. They will meet out justice on your behalf, so you don't have to burden yourself with things like judicial process. The status quo will be protected, just stay home, and stay out of the way. I do like the ones that don't take themselves seriously though. Guardians and Thor are funny.

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