Mine is baby it’s cold outside. That song is so wrong in so many ways!!!!! (The dude definitely wants SOMETHING from the girl who is also quite drunk.)
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Santa Claus Is Coming to Town (the classic version)
🎶He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...🎶 Like uhhhhh
I would have to agree with Wise Beauty and say Baby It's Cold Outside. Everyone sings it like a cheerful Christmas song and like kids love it but ummmmmm
Pumped Up Kicks by Foster The People… it’s about someone with a gun saying all the kids with the pumped up kicks better run faster than my bullet.
There’s that one song by Ronan Keating where he sings “I’m gonna make you love me.” No, Ronan. Don’t do that.
Or Enrique Englasias singing “you can run, you can hide but you can’t escape my love” I mean, whaaaaaaaat?
Seether "Plastic Man"
First time I heard that song I was worried for the person that wrote it. Being in a failed relationship that they won't leave, but still looking for a way out.
"Someday I know I'll find my place, someday I know this pain will fade.
Someday I know I'll find my place, someday I'll sing my last refrain."
It would either be Who I Smoke by Yungeen Ace which is a banger but the lyrics are so bad or it would be Yonkers by Tyler, the Creator.
Shape Of You - very objectifying.
“I’m A Banana”. Also “My Stick” and “Hostiles on the Hill”, “Pancake Robot”, “Starships”, and “Last Train to Awesome Town”. My little brother is weird af. Please don’t ever listen to these songs-you’re welcome in advance. My brain is permanently damaged from listening to these songs CONSTANTLY…
Omg. Same. One keeps playing this song called my name is Jeff, his is also obsessed with many other types of music, (the current list of blocked music that he can only play in his room is bad pop reading, weird al, Eminem, msyg, & Lin-Manuel Miranda, which sucks, because I really loved Hamilton & I really want to watch in the heights.) My other younger brother constantly plays Perry grip. But I guess such is the life of an older sister to to brothers. Also they really just find stupid songs & decide to obsess over them.
Ironic - Alanis Morisette
The only thing ironic about it is that she set out to make a song called 'Ironic' and nothing she mentions in the song is ironic. Decent record other than that.
I also just Heard a song that said “tell me that you love me even if it’s fake”
I also just Heard a song that said “tell me that you love me even if it’s fake”