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#1
Smashing my face into my dad's birthday cake and eating it. In my defense, my mom said I could have cake after dinner and it was like two hours later. Little me was like, "screw it I'ma get cake myself!"
Final score:
1point
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#2
dangled my brother out a second story window. Okay, I know it sounds bad.. I was about 8 and my brother was 5. It was at our old house, and there was one window without a screen upstairs. directly under it was a small shed type thing for firewood, so naturally we wanted to know if we could hand out the window and stand on it. my brother tired to get me to do it, but since it was his idea I had him do it. so yeah, I helped him lower out the window (no he couldn't reach the shed). it all ended up okay and after a few tears my mom helped him climb up before he fell :)
Final score:
0points
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crowspectre (he/they) 1 year ago
Very late to this but I feel like I win because 1) I accidentally ran into a window and got some pretty gory scarring on my arm, 2) I sat on a music stand and got much less bad scars on my leg (they faded pretty fast). Both of these happened like last year. The first one is because my friend wanted to race and neither rof us noticed that we were running towards a window, the second because I didn't understand the consequences of my own actions. I've calmed down a ton since then and I'm hoping for no more scars
crowspectre (he/they) 1 year ago
Very late to this but I feel like I win because 1) I accidentally ran into a window and got some pretty gory scarring on my arm, 2) I sat on a music stand and got much less bad scars on my leg (they faded pretty fast). Both of these happened like last year. The first one is because my friend wanted to race and neither rof us noticed that we were running towards a window, the second because I didn't understand the consequences of my own actions. I've calmed down a ton since then and I'm hoping for no more scars
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