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#1
so, I took my younger sister to soccer on a team with kids ages 9-12 (she’s 13) and her team was talking right in front of me. One kid said “I can’t believe she just moved away instead of kicking the ball!” And another kid says “it’s called fear of balls. It’s why lesbians exist” I nearly spit out my water. (This is also a Christian program)
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#2
I was in a shop. There was a mother with a little kid. And with a sad voice the kid, not understanding he was growing, said:
"My bike becomes smaller and smaller."
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#3
"I'm gonna smash midnight mouse with a hammer!" - my three year old brother.
My mother says that cookies or food dissappear from the pantry because of the midnight mouse. There is no mouse it's actually just my father (and occasionally myself) eating food in the middle of the night. He's no longer three and he still believes that it's a random mouse even after quite a few years.
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#4
When I was very young, maybe five, my parents took us to a restaurant with two of their childless married friends. After the server took the adults' drink orders, she turned to my sister (two and a half years younger than me) and asked, "And what would you like, little girl?
My sister promptly, and surprisingly, "Bourbon and soda!"
One of our famous family stories!
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