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I’m a Med Tech in an Assisted Living facility. One day I was swiftly walking down a hall when my 88-year-old resident shout out to me “ I wish I had that swing on my back porch!” I have never been so proud of my big butt.
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I'm a professional ballet dancer (It doesn't pay well) so I work at Cole's (I'm in England) as a side job. My coworker was working the register and this woman was buying like a quarter tonne of soda water. My coworker said "Ma'am, you shouldn't buy that brand. It'll give you hiccoughs. But, then again, what does my opinion matter? I don't get paid enough for this. £15 isn't worth my opinion. Have a wonderful day!!" I was coughing at this point because he's barely ever sarcastic.
Final score:
4points
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