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For example, I ran into a trash can once while turning to very happily shout at my mom that I was riding my bike. I was 7, don't judge me.
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#1
Another one: I figured out that I could bounce off the bed and land on my feet, so I tried to show my friend. I promptly missed the bed, and landed flat on my butt, which probably bruised my tailbone a bit, since the floor was hardwood.
Most of my injury stories involve my best friend, partially because she's very accident-prone too. She has ran into a wall trying to run through a spinning jumprope, blacked out for a few seconds, and then gotten up laughing.
Final score:
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#2
there was this gap on the staircase of my family house to the kitchen and my stupid a*s wasn't paying attention and i fell down the stairs
Final score:
2points
#3
3rd grade
Tried to jump to the 2nd handlebar and missed and fell on my right arm. Come to school the next day with a fractured arm.
Final score:
2points
Bisexual Axolotls 1 year ago
This is why I'm glad my elementary school monkey bars were super short.
#4
I fell down a man hole didn’t even see the fenced off area. Walked right through it while looking in another direction. I had to have seven stiches on my left foot.
Final score:
2points
#5
A few things happened in elementary school: I was messing with the stapler and somehow stapled my finger to my pants.
Yeah... I'm not sure how I even did that.
And another time I had a butterfly decoration with wire that was exposed, and I scratched my eye with it. Other than my vision being blurry for a few minutes, there wasn't any lasting effects.
I was roller skating once at United Skates and I lost my balance and fell on my back hard enough that I couldn't get up for a while. My mom had to help me stand up. I was shaking and crying and saying I didn't want to roller skate anymore.
And another roller skating incident was also at United Skates. They have these things you can rent that help you balance while learning to roller skate. I had one, and was waiting to play "red light, green light" I got to excited, started moving around too much, and then slipped. The balance thing I had went up, my head went down, and the skin connecting my upper lip to my gums was completely severed and I refused to skate the rest of the day.
Sorry about the extra long post, I just had a lot of things I wanted to share 😅
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Bisexual Axolotls 1 year ago
Red light green light was the bane of my existence for the three years everyone had their party at United Skates.
#6
When I was 9 years old I was playing hide and seek and there was a sheet hanging over our old dryer and I went under it and tugged a little and then a wrench fell on my head. I got a concussion.
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#7
Your mother
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-1point
Bisexual Axolotls 1 year ago
My mother is quite terrifying. She has a black belt in taekwondo and I'm very scared of talking back to her because she can probably throw me across a room.
What do you think ?
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