In front of her entire family: 'Can I take your cherry?'

I was referring to black cherry on top of her desert!

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8points

Donkey boi

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“Are you interested in being gay?”
I mean, it worked.

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4points

Bastian S.

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Finally works up enough courage:

"Hi, I'm hhthfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"....

Avoids her for 3 months.

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ZuluIsraeliAmnesiac

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It wasn't something I said necessarily, but for some reason I sent him a f*****g panda emoji over text because it had been a couple days since we talked and I didn't know what to do. So I sent. A. Panda.

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3points

Black Pearl

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I said “is this your first time doing arson? Coz you set my heart on fire”

My friend told me the pickup line and after I said it I almost died lol

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3points

Yakisoba

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I was trying to impress her with a lot of meaningless knowledge.
I looked the fool.
I'm not that smart.

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2points

J Rob

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"I could stay up talking to you all night but I have school tomorrow."

For context we go to the same school. And I literally just admitted that I really liked talking to him. Ugh. Really hope he didn't pick up on that...

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1point

Deutschland Mädchen

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"I'm gonna have to tell everyone that you got her pregnant. It's the only way to piss her off.

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Rage of Aquarius

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i was trying to send him the sad emoji cuz his dog died and instead i accidentally clicked the laughing Memoji and after clearing it up and saying it was an accident and stuff, i deleted all the memojis and avoided them for 2 weeks

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Sweetie Cake️‍

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