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Hey Pandas, What’s The Dumbest Thing You Said While Talking To Your Crush (Closed)
Don't be too specific.
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#1
In front of her entire family: 'Can I take your cherry?'
I was referring to black cherry on top of her desert!
Final score:
8points
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#2
“Are you interested in being gay?”
I mean, it worked.
Final score:
4points
#3
Finally works up enough courage:
"Hi, I'm hhthfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"....
Avoids her for 3 months.
Final score:
4points
#4
It wasn't something I said necessarily, but for some reason I sent him a f*****g panda emoji over text because it had been a couple days since we talked and I didn't know what to do. So I sent. A. Panda.
Final score:
3points
#5
I said “is this your first time doing arson? Coz you set my heart on fire”
My friend told me the pickup line and after I said it I almost died lol
Final score:
3points
#6
I was trying to impress her with a lot of meaningless knowledge.
I looked the fool.
I'm not that smart.
Final score:
2points
#7
"I could stay up talking to you all night but I have school tomorrow."
For context we go to the same school. And I literally just admitted that I really liked talking to him. Ugh. Really hope he didn't pick up on that...
Final score:
1point
Muff_Fluff 3 years ago
If he did, he probably wouldn’t say anything or think it was just in his head. Or at least, that’s what I would think.
#8
"I'm gonna have to tell everyone that you got her pregnant. It's the only way to piss her off.
Final score:
0points
#9
i was trying to send him the sad emoji cuz his dog died and instead i accidentally clicked the laughing Memoji and after clearing it up and saying it was an accident and stuff, i deleted all the memojis and avoided them for 2 weeks
Final score:
0points
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