Hey Pandas, What’s The Dumbest Question You’ve Ever Been Asked? (Closed)

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my friend legit asked who's the main character in Harry Potter

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jonnotheGOAT

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Romeo Wells 3 years ago

i mean its called harry potter. sooooooooo the main character is named peppa pig

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The saddest/dumbest question I was asked was from my crush: "Is your name Tuna or Poona?" My name is Euna.

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Ariana Grande Artist

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Donkey boi 3 years ago

Just Rude. I grew up in Ireland so I'm OK with this one, but if I'm not sure I'll always ask 'how do you pronounce your name?', better that taking a wild stab and ruining a whole culture.

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"What's Obama's last name?" from my little sister.

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Alora Qian

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Coco Chanel 3 years ago

Duh, it's Barack.

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What color is red?

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Charlie Anderson

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Charlie Anderson (Submission author) 3 years ago

No, she is my sister. And she is not colorblind.

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Person: "You live here (Maryland) right?"
Me: "Yeah"
Person: "Can you tell me which store sells the best Old Bay?"
Me: *walks away*
Old Bay is the same no matter why you buy it stupid.

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4points

Livvy :P

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friend: "How do you spell your name?"
Me: "think about it."
friend: "S-k-i?"
Me: "you dumb- MY NAME IS SKYE"

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Star of the world

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Flora Endebez 3 years ago

One of my alter ego's name is Skye

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I was going fishing, and my friend ran into me and said "you going fishing?"
No I just have a metal stick in the water scaring the fish away

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Press Snooze

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'Are you asleep?' and 'can you hear me' are arguably the 2 dumbest questions IMO.

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Donkey boi

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Lorraine R 3 years ago

Or (this happens on TV all the time) they're lying there, crumpled up and bleeding, and someone rushes up and asks, "Are you all right?"

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some 5 year old asked me how high i am. she meant height according to her mom.

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welly1738

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#10

what colour is an orange. like wtf. answer your own question

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welly1738

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Doob 3 years ago

ummm idk, would it be orange

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#11

So it was after summer break and i had just came back to school and at recess one of my friends came up to me and asked me what my name was. I thought she was joking. She wasn't.

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PikachuFan7

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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

Maybe she had hit her head recently and was having memory issues as a result.

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My "friend" asked me if I could drop out of the spelling bee because I was in it and won every year

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Xylle Flora

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Doggo 3 years ago

thats just plain mean of them, are you still friends

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Me to guy about mutual friend: She's so crazy. Her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
Guy: She has an elevator?

This happened in high school (like 32 years ago) and it still makes me laugh. And no, he was not joking because he had no sense of humor and asked the question with dead seriousness.

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Christine

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#14

One time a very long time ago i was by my girlfriend Mid-S*x if i had farted.

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Chance Wilson

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(I'm redoing my post because I messed up ;-;) One time a very long time ago i was asked by my girlfriend Mid-S*x if i had farted

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2points

Chance Wilson

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“I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”
I’m 11. They were my age, but it was still really weird and awkward.

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Evangeline Samos

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MusicalCatTroll 3 years ago

What it feels like: “ I lost my brain, can I borrow yours?”

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In the 1990s I worked at a video store and people would come in and without even looking at anything would as “what do you have that’s in that’s good?” Since ‘good’ is subjective, that in and of itself made me nuts, but also—just go look for yourself! I was happy to help people find something if they were stalling out on what to choose, but make an initial effort. Sheesh!

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Mary Rose Kent

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#18

will you marry me(i asked my wife will she marry me, even tho she already my wife)

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