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Sorry I haven't posted in so long I'm currently on vacation so I won't be posting as much also if your reading this in your answer to my question say waffles are my favorite fruit.
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#2
guy asked: "can you pee standing up?"
(me: "of course!"
guy: "but, how's that working?"
me: "it runs down my leg, out of the trouser leg, into my shoe... and a little runs on the floor!")
Final score:
6points
#3
“What is your favorite FLAVOR of spray paint?”
Yes some one looked me in the eyes with a straight face and asked me these
Final score:
6points
#4
Also people sone times ask me do you run from lions and eat monkeys? just because i'm half ethiopian (ethiopia is a country inside of africa)
Final score:
5points
cassiushumanmother 3 years ago
"No, actually i eat lions and run from monkeys like you..." Ethiopia is a great country with a great history, be proud.
#5
im a goth and random rude people always ask stuff like ‘what are you dressed as?’ ‘why are you wearing that’ etc, i dont know what to answer so i dont 🙁
Final score:
5points
#6
"Why are you so quiet? Why do you always read?" When they asked I was just thinking, "Because I don't like mingling with mortals like you"
Final score:
5points
#7
How are you smart? It's like what do you think? I have a virus that makes me smarter?
Final score:
4points
#8
"What flavor candle should I buy?" [Waffles are my favorite fruit]
Final score:
4points
#9
One time when I was 12 someone asked me why I chose to be 5 feet tall. Like it was my choice!
Final score:
4points
Catlady6000 3 years ago
I've actually heard people say they didn't understand why someone wanted to be depressed, sick, fat, etc
#10
"if your mom is from africa, dont you speak african?"
that one dumb kid in grade 1
Final score:
3points
Catlady6000 3 years ago
How old is a kid in grade 1? In the US, a first grader is around 6-7 years old, so understandable
#11
This was a question one of my peers had i our 8th grade science class. We had already talked about geocentric and heliocentric. And at the end of the year we were studying for finals and my teacher was going over heliocentric and geocentric at the time and she asked him “so that means we are geocentric right? Cause the sun and all the planets revolve around us.” Some other kid agreed with her but I was just like ‘miss you are in 8th grade and you don’t know that we revolve around the sun. Also clarification she was not the best student she was one of the students who would vape in the bathroom and never pay attention to anything but the teachers let her get away with it cause she was the rich kid.
Final score:
3points
#13
Not really a question but a comment. "Your son looks just like you" I am his adoptive father and he is from El Salvador. I am like Casper the friendly ghost white. Lol. I would lay down my life for him but thank God he looks nothing like me,😃
Final score:
3points
#14
“What does your voice sound like again?”
My own cousin asked me, while standing right beside me…
I am usually a loud person, so that was offensive
Final score:
2points
#15
"Do girls have a d*ck?" Courtesy of my brother
Final score:
2points
#16
I was on register at an "Arts & Crafts" store when a young man trying to impress his lady friend asked me a question. He was obviously smirking thinking he could outsmart me and show how intelligent he was. He asked me if white was a color? Without skipping a beat, I replied "white is all colors, not one color. If you send a beam of white light through a prism it produces a spectrum. If you send a beam of black light through a prism it produces white light." Girlfriend laughed, he turned red. The things you have to know to run a cash register...
Final score:
2points
#17
"How do you use an electric pencil sharpener?
Yes my teacher asked me that
Final score:
2points
#19
I'm Ginger and people seem to be fascinated with my hair and skin color.
They ask, if all my hair is red everywhere on my body. If I never go into the sunlight, because my skin is so pale. Or If this is my real haircolor.
Final score:
1point
#20
once i was watering plants and a girl almost my age [ i am 13] asked why i was watering plants
Final score:
1point
#21
When I was in college, I worked one summer in a very rural part of Virginia and an older co-worker asked me "How can you believe that your great great grandpa was a monkey?".
Final score:
1point
What do you think ?
Raven DeathShade 3 years ago
Someone once told me that there was no way I was human since my spelling and grammar was good. They were accusing me of being a spam chat bot (the kind that sends inappropriate links, they were in the same group chat the bot formed, they messaged me seperately after). They asked my age, I told the truth, they said "No [redacted] way you're (age) and your spelling and grammar is so good. I bet you're the [redacted] bot. You're the reason the world is (crud)." Censoring and paraphrasing, mostly. Anywho, if anyone's looking to insult me, please don't call me a bitch. Everybody calls me that, it's not original. You won't stand out by calling me that. Don't even try.
Raven DeathShade 3 years ago
Someone once told me that there was no way I was human since my spelling and grammar was good. They were accusing me of being a spam chat bot (the kind that sends inappropriate links, they were in the same group chat the bot formed, they messaged me seperately after). They asked my age, I told the truth, they said "No [redacted] way you're (age) and your spelling and grammar is so good. I bet you're the [redacted] bot. You're the reason the world is (crud)." Censoring and paraphrasing, mostly. Anywho, if anyone's looking to insult me, please don't call me a bitch. Everybody calls me that, it's not original. You won't stand out by calling me that. Don't even try.
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