Hey Pandas, What’s Something You Want To Brag About?

Feel free to brag without feeling guilty! Plenty of people want to share stuff, but they feel like they shouldn’t brag, so here’s your chance! Don’t spare the details!

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I got student of the month! And I’ll be in student news! Now I’m better than my @$$hole student of the moth brother!

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River wolf (she/her)

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River wolf (she/her) (Submission author) 1 year ago

Yay I beat BP censors

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I got a first trumpet part in band the other day!

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QueerAxolotls

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-MISSMUSHROOM- 1 year ago

Hello fellow trumpet player! I just started a few weeks ago :)

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I won an inter-school debate and got first place. I also painted a bookmark for the dwarf planet Pluto

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Stardust she/her

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shanila.pheonix_ 1 year ago

Congrats!!! also u gotta show me a pic of that bookmark. I bet its so cool!!!

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I landed two huge scholarships for college and am going debt-free.

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Jeweled Dragon (She/They)

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Maya 1 year ago

Congrats !! Must be hard to be granted a scolarship

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I sent an audio clip of me singing to a friend and i got a LOT of compliments.

this was yesterday btw :DDDD

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shanila.pheonix_

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MadameMalfoy 1 year ago

yay! i’m way too scared to let any one hear me sing lol

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I have a really awesome boyfriend who loves me!!!

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Charlie Spring Fan (He/Him)

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the_avenging_knight (her/she) 1 year ago

YAY!!!

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I'm first chair in my Violin class at school for my grade 😎

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--Sunwing-- (She/Her)

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Jeweled Dragon (She/They) 1 year ago

Congratulations!

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The post I created made it onto the community page! (This post)

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River wolf (she/her)

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Great And Holy Pangolin 1 year ago

Yay!

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*cracks knuckles* I’m winning this. My mental health. I have crippling depression, ADHD, PTSD, and anxiety. 👍

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Grizzly milk

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Grizzly milk (Submission author) 1 year ago

*brags about having bad mental health*

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I'm going to New York, Mexico and maybe, though it's not confirmed yet, to Morroco, all in one year! In the next years we might travel less though.. and Mexico is a school trip.

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Xeba

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Maya 1 year ago

How is that a brag ?

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#11

I managed to clear out an entire room with a fart.

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The wee giant

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Bored&InSchool 1 year ago

now THAT's im-PRESS-ive!!

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I got my xbox 360 hooked up to my tv, and I might get A 360 e

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Toast4128 (Main)

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i know how to play the guitar, violin, and piano :))

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BASILeuphoria

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--Sunwing-- 1 year ago

BRO THOSE ARE THE SAME INSTRUMENT I PLAY WHAT

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I got a 92 on a test and my class average was a 78 :). And our class had the highest average in the grade, with the next highest being a 73 and the one after that being a 64

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One Happy Doggo

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Bored&InSchool 1 year ago

I just recently got a 273 for my first 8th-grade MAP test!

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#15

I know many things about animals that a lot of people dont. sometimes i'd rather not lol

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𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𓅨𓍊𓋼𓍊

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Red PANda (she/they) 1 year ago

Another animal nerd! What’s your favorite animal(s)? I love red pandas, tigers, and crows :)

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I broke the school record for the highest score on state tests in math in middle school.

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Disona

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Disona (Submission author) 1 year ago

And they still took me out of honors in high school for not turning my homework in on time.

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I got a lead role in my school play! (Meg in Little Women) :D

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Red PANda (any pronouns)

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Kaz (they/them) 1 year ago

Omg congrats -fellow theater kid

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That I downloaded the leaked Wings of Fire TV show on YouTube before it was deleted and archived it. Without me, it would be gone

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Dragons Exist

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We were at a huge family reunion, many of the people I had never met before.

One night I was in my room playing video games with my cousin Sarah, and we were joking about smash or pass certain video characters.

At one point, she said, "Smash or pass: me."

I responded, "Smash."

She smirked and turned off the console. Her nipples were hard, I could see them poking through her revealing pajama shirt. She dropped to the ground, acting like she was looking for something, but she was really just spreading her a*s out, and thrusting her cheeks in my face.

She eventually rested her round booty on my lap, landing on my hard penis. She started massaging her pussy, moaning as she went.

I started to stroke my c**k, grabbing the lotion so it would slide in her pussy easier. Her a*s hole was spread wide open when I pulled down her short shorts and thong. I thrust my c**k in and out of her, seeing an imprint of it going in and out of her stomach.

I could feel myself losing consciousness, as it was late at night. I fell asleep to her blowing my c**k.

I woke up to being laid down in the back of her car. She was giving me a blowjob, and I saw semen splatters all over the car. She was completely naked, and I had my shirt off, and my shorts pulled down.

I like to brag about that to my friends, but I don't tell them it was my cousin, because we are both ashamed to have sexual intercourse every chance we get.

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my sisters wet butt

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