We all have those moments. After all, no one can be perfect. But sometimes, we do something so incredibly stupid that it'll (eventually) be laughable. The catch? We knew it was dumb.

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#1

1) Allowed myself to crush on a gay person (twice!)
2) Spend time on BP when I have 7 million other things to do :)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah the first one is bad my omnisexual @ss would do that to me the second one tho can get pretty funny

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I took the bulb out of a lamp, stuck my finger in and turned the lamp on. Just to see how much it would hurt. [The answer is, quite a bit! But mot as much as I thought it would]

I let my friends use a taser gun, pepper spray, and tear gas on me, in that order. Just to see how bad it really is. [First 2 not that bad, Tear gas though.... Not fun!]

Tried to smother a liquid/oil fire by grabbing a big piece of chipboard and jumping on it, causing the flames to shoot out the side and rise up around me before spreading further outwards and setting more things alight. [No people or animals were harmed in the making of this stupidity]

I'd be here all day! Suffice to say, I did a LOT of dumb shite when I was younger.

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I asked my math teacher (he's Polish) what "kurwa" meant, because my friend dared me to. That should've been the "wtf no" moment, but nope, I had to do it.

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I ate a piece of road salt used for melting snow on the roads and it made me feel a bit sick, and I threw up a little bit, but it didn’t actually kill me, but to be honest I really should be dead by now because of all the dumb things I’ve done. It’s a miracle that I’m actually still alive, but I really should be dead.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this! When I was younger, I didn't know if it was salt or not so I picked one up and licked it. . .nothing happened to me, but I made an interesting discovery that day.

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#5

Running into the road between parked cars, when i was 13

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was in elementary school, my mom had to pull me back from a busy road full of cars. I was so dumb I was about to just walk right out into it.

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Got married

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touching a powered on heater good news i was not burned

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Eighth grade where I was officially the weird kid in class I got placed behind this twàt of a boy and he was joking about my name (it’s Scottish even tho I am not and has a strange spelling, although more popular name now) so when he turns around and snatch his hat and throw it across the room. I don’t really regret it that much tho. You guys should’ve seen the look on his face 💀

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of the hardest things about people like that is refraining from all the things you want to do to them.

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Getting into arguments on BP

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#10

Decided to try moving up my dad's desk that weights like 200 pounds on my own because he was struggling. Ended hurting myself pretty badly from straining or something I guess. No idea why I thought my 5'1", 110 pound self could manage that.

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#11

Back talked my parents

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Dad said “if you stay home school work only, no phone” Me: “ok” Me:also goes on my phone for an hour. Me:loses phone as a result. Me:MAD

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol i lost money once a 50 dollar bill and it wasn’t even MINE. It was moms she said it was to go at a restaurant and she trusted ME (she shouldn’t have) and i have no idea where or how i lost it but we never found it ( it was in a park) i know we will laugh about it one day but that day isnt coming any time soon 😂

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Cigarettes... Thankfully that ship has sailed.

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#14

As a dumb kid newly licensed to drive, I sped up when a car tried to pass me on a two way road. I looked down and I was doing nearly 90 mph. What an a*s thing to do!!!

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#15

stayed up all night to prove a point, it was a school night and i went to school looking like I was on cr@ck..

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#16

I looked up what "end" is in Norwegian because 100%LegitTurtle got me wondering....(its Slutt)

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I ate the fluffy pink stuff out of my walls when I was younger, ended up getting really sick, and was in the ER for almost 3 weeks with pieces of fiberglass in my stomach and lungs. Not fun. Not fun at all.

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#18

Put my hand down on a bright red stove coil checking that it was on and working.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One time I forgot the stove burner was just on to make pasta, so I wrapped my entire hand around it to lift it. It wasn't too bad, but it definitely wasn't fun.

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Does getting back together with my boyfriend count?

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