1) Allowed myself to crush on a gay person (twice!)
2) Spend time on BP when I have 7 million other things to do :)

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6points

Mome Rath (she/her)

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I took the bulb out of a lamp, stuck my finger in and turned the lamp on. Just to see how much it would hurt. [The answer is, quite a bit! But mot as much as I thought it would]

I let my friends use a taser gun, pepper spray, and tear gas on me, in that order. Just to see how bad it really is. [First 2 not that bad, Tear gas though.... Not fun!]

Tried to smother a liquid/oil fire by grabbing a big piece of chipboard and jumping on it, causing the flames to shoot out the side and rise up around me before spreading further outwards and setting more things alight. [No people or animals were harmed in the making of this stupidity]

I'd be here all day! Suffice to say, I did a LOT of dumb shite when I was younger.

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5points

Donkey boi

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I asked my math teacher (he's Polish) what "kurwa" meant, because my friend dared me to. That should've been the "wtf no" moment, but nope, I had to do it.

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5points

QueerAxolotls

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I ate a piece of road salt used for melting snow on the roads and it made me feel a bit sick, and I threw up a little bit, but it didn’t actually kill me, but to be honest I really should be dead by now because of all the dumb things I’ve done. It’s a miracle that I’m actually still alive, but I really should be dead.

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5points

Charlie Spring Fan (He/Him)

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Running into the road between parked cars, when i was 13

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4points

Karen Fernley

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Got married

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3points

Mark Viola

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touching a powered on heater good news i was not burned

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3points

jordan (pineapple he/she)

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Eighth grade where I was officially the weird kid in class I got placed behind this twàt of a boy and he was joking about my name (it’s Scottish even tho I am not and has a strange spelling, although more popular name now) so when he turns around and snatch his hat and throw it across the room. I don’t really regret it that much tho. You guys should’ve seen the look on his face 💀

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3points

Mysteria

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Getting into arguments on BP

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2points

DP(the first)

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Decided to try moving up my dad's desk that weights like 200 pounds on my own because he was struggling. Ended hurting myself pretty badly from straining or something I guess. No idea why I thought my 5'1", 110 pound self could manage that.

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2points

Black Pearl

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Back talked my parents

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2points

Grudge-holding Treefrog

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Dad said “if you stay home school work only, no phone” Me: “ok” Me:also goes on my phone for an hour. Me:loses phone as a result. Me:MAD

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1point

DP(the first)

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Cigarettes... Thankfully that ship has sailed.

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1point

Matt C

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As a dumb kid newly licensed to drive, I sped up when a car tried to pass me on a two way road. I looked down and I was doing nearly 90 mph. What an a*s thing to do!!!

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1point

Dee

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stayed up all night to prove a point, it was a school night and i went to school looking like I was on cr@ck..

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1point

Everest the bookworm

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I looked up what "end" is in Norwegian because 100%LegitTurtle got me wondering....(its Slutt)

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Robby (Ze/Zir)

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I ate the fluffy pink stuff out of my walls when I was younger, ended up getting really sick, and was in the ER for almost 3 weeks with pieces of fiberglass in my stomach and lungs. Not fun. Not fun at all.

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Underrated_Mushroom

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Put my hand down on a bright red stove coil checking that it was on and working.

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Green Shoe Laces

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Does getting back together with my boyfriend count?

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The_Nicest_Misanthrope

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