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#1
Trump saying he’s “for traditional marriage” but getting remarried multiple times
Final score:
6points
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#3
Selling electric cars ‘for the en invirroment’ but at the same time producing lots off CO2 by launching dozens off rockets into space.
Final score:
3points
#4
Hospitals that say all employees need to get vaccinated, then put that mandate on hold so the employees don’t quite or get fired b/c there is a rise in covid cases and they need the help, but will fire them as soon as the crisis is over because they aren’t vaccinated.
So, the unvaccinated employees are “qualified and essential” to get through the crisis, but not worthy enough to keep hired afterwards.
Final score:
2points
#5
The fact that I never smoked, did drugs or drank alcohol (the strongest drug I have ever done is coffee) and I have developed lung and liver problems. Yay!
Final score:
2points
#6
The song Ironic by Alanis Morisette. Isn't it ironic that the title of the song is Ironic but none of the situations in the song?
Final score:
1point
#7
The fact that the tempo to cpr is the same as staying alive
The fact that my ENGLISH teacher can barely spell while writing on paper
Final score:
0points
#8
Everyone: Be and love yourself! You shouldn't change just because of other people!
Person: Okay, I'm LGBTQ!
Everyone: That's not what I meant. You should change.
Final score:
-1point
#9
Assumptions. Most problems, both large & small, are based on assumptions.
Final score:
-2points
Deutschland Mädchen 3 years ago
My Dad always said, "To assume is to make an ass out of u and me." (Look at the word)
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