I thought naptime was a punishment

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I love cats so much that when I was in second grade I really seriously thought I would become a cat at some point along the way (before adulthood). I, of course, then forgot about this for 50 or so years, but one morning I woke and thought “HEY! I was supposed to be a cat by now.” I still feel rooked!

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Haha I believed that cheddar was the same thing as carrot sticks

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I thought if I ate candy, all my teeth would fall out and if I drank pop, I would explode (my mom taught me that). You can imagine my reaction when I found out my aunt had given me a piece of candy.

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i thought you only had 1000 words a month. when i got to talkative, my dad would say i was well over 900. they said they "knew" how many words i had left. those tricksters.

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I thought when I watched sitcoms in the 60s that when someone was asked if they would like a drink and they replied "I don't drink" that they never drank anything, even water. How thirsty they must have been!

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Laura Roberts

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