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#1
“Why would you put ketchup on your couch before the date? Do it after!”
Oh the things you hear in high school
Final score:
4points
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#2
Person 1: listen, John. you need to stay here.
(Supposedly) John: no way. I am not letting you do this. you could get killed
Person 1: fine. just stay close. I don’t want this to end badly.
heard while walking along a ledge overlooking train-tracks. both voices were supposedly male. If you'll excuse me, I have to write a story about this now.
Final score:
2points
#3
mine is: "whaddaya mean one plus one is two...?!" it was a joke I think
Final score:
2points
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