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#1
So, my mom and me went to my friends house. My mom hung out with my friends mom and I hung out with my friend. We were there for 3 hours. We were on our way home at around 5:30. My whole family knew we were coming home. About 10 minutes after we got home my brother and dad left, idk why. They get home later with Chick-fil-A. They got some for my grandparents, both my brothers, my oldest brother fiancé, and both my parents. But none for me. I was at the dining room table watching my phone. My whole family sits down with their Chick-fil-A and starts eating in front of me. After they all eat I go and ask my mom what I can eat for dinner. She looks me dead and the eyes and says “make a sandwich or starve. I couldn’t care less.” And then she walks away. So that’s my story.
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#2
A funny one is good every now and then. My cousin B was an ass. He was really mean to his little sis. One time he wrapped rope around her wrist and gave her a rope burn while she was asleep. Another time he put dog poop in her hand and tickled her nose while she slept. He pulled down her pants at her 2nd grade graduation. He always did mean things to her. Complete jerk. Parents didn’t care about their kids so they didn’t do anything. But they have an older half sis. She came to visit and she found out what B had been up to. So they hogtied him, dragged him into the woods behind the house, and tied him to a tree in his undies. And left him there. It was 2 days before they realized he was missing. On the 3rd day they found him. Apparently one of them (neither admitted to it) had gone back at some point and smeared him with honey or jelly. He was covered head to toe in big bites. They thought the adults would notice right away that he was gone and then so much time passed that they were too scared to speak up. He was 10. Sisters were 8 and 13.
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#3
My uncle murdered a man in a meth-induced rage.
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