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Basically an insult you've wanted to say but never got the chance.
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#2
Go eat a pinecone.
Final score:
3points
#3
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and s**t out a smarter statement that what just came out of your mouth. (I know a lot of people probably know this one, but I REALLY want to use it.)
Final score:
2points
#4
bet ur ass is jealous of the s**t tht comes outta ur mouth...n also "f**k u"......plz do!!///
Final score:
2points
#5
I hope you step on your phone charger and bend it so it only works at a certain angle, so when you cant use anything because all your stuff is out of battery i hope you try to take a nap but you cant because you cant find the long side of you sheets, so you get up to make some hot pockets and the first time you cook them they are too cold so you slowly heat them up until they burn the roof of your mouth when you try to eat one, so then you decide to go upstairs and repeat the process over and over again.
Final score:
2points
#6
I have many, but here are only three.
1.) If you were something, you’d be a chip I accidentally ate vertically.
2.) You’re such a fart cloud!
3.) You’re a stupid pine cone.
Final score:
2points
#8
"if you want a good comeback go to your moms face" and "if you worked out as much as your mouth did you would be in great shape" both are pretty offensive but...
Final score:
1point
What do you think ?
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