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#1

Forget hydrogen! You’re my number one element… *bites lip cutely UwU*

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#2

Are you an elevator... Because I want to ride you up and down.

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#3

I wanna wear you like a pair of glasses,a leg behind each ear 😏

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#4

I wanna wear you like a pair of glasses,a leg behind each ear 😏

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#5

All of them??

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#6

'So whats your story?'... Sorry ladies, I dont respond to that kind of c**p.

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