I remember when I was like 8, I was at a funeral for a very distant relative I'd never met. Me and my cousin were sitting together, neither one of us was very religious, and hadn't been in a Church very often. We're just kind of sitting there, when all of the sudden my cousin leans over and whispers "what's up with Jesus's toes?" Confused, I asked what she meant, and she points to a statue on the wall. I look at his feet, and his toes are the length of his entire foot. I tried to keep from laughing out loud, because I was at a funeral, but unfortunately failed. Everyone turns to give me a dirty look, and I was asked to leave. I haven't gone to any church since.It was totally my cousins fault though.

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In second grade my teacher was teaching us about context clues. In the middle of it she picks up her phone and pretends to get a call from the president. We all say that it's fake so she asks what context clues we used and so on. About ten minutes later she gets a call on the classroom phone and picks it up and we hear her say "sure. Should we go to duck donuts? They have the best donuts." And has a whole conversation about getting donuts. We all are saying it's fake and she keeps insisting that it's not. Eventually she gets a kid to listen to the phone and it turns out she was actually on a call with another teacher and it was just bad timing

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Delaney Campbell

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I used to be an international truck driver. I drove a large delivery truck that I had to share with my boss & another driver.
One day I came into work and my boss said he had had a flat tire with the truck. If I could go change it and then drive to ( I forget ) and pick up some stuff. The new wheel - with tire- was in the small truck outside.
I ask if I can drive the small truck to the big truck but “no can do”.
My solution: take out the wheel, roll it all the way across the city square ( Groenplaats Antwerp, which is a pretty busy square ) and to the tram stop.
Onto the tram and off again at the location of the big truck. ( Courthouse Antwerp )
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Once at the truck I take out the wheel jack. Boy, that thing was flimsy! Luckily, the truck was empty….
I did need a second jack and decided to ring someone’s doorbell and ask if I could use their wheel jack as extra support.
Got the extra jack from some friendly guy who offered to give me a hand with the wheel change ( those wheels weigh a lot ) switched wheels, thanked the guy and drove off to ( wherever )

I swear to goodness that all the people on the city square were staring at me, expecting some camera crew to jump out and yell “Candid camera” or “Punk’d “ or something like that…( those shows were really popular at the time )
It’s not every day you see a young woman rolling a big-a*s wheel across a busy square and onto a tram…..

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Lizz

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My family owns a coffee truck that spans three generations. There are techniques you have to use to get the right amount of foam and milk in a hot drink, and my grandma only does it sometimes.
So one day, I stop what I am doing and randomly ask my grandma what her favorite candy was. She answered that I was Almond Joys, albeit a little confused.
That afternoon I go to Safeway and buy a whole bag of mini Almond Joys. Each morning when I would go into work I would put a few of them in my pocket and secretly watch my grandmother.
Three days go by and she doesn't do it. But on the fourth day, I see her do the trick.
With a big grin on my face, I pull an Almond Joy out of my pocket and say very loudly, "Good grandma! Do you want a treat?" using the same tone you would use when a dog correctly does a trick.
She looks incredibly confused as she takes the candy, then bursts out laughing as I hear my dad losing it in laughter behind me.
The bag lasted about a month, and she has not improved on the consistency of that trick. But I still do it to her (without candy cuz I'm broke...)
Don't worry, my grandma is a prankster and a jokester. She says that was one of the best jokes she has ever been caught in.

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Allydog57

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