One I find funny is: Two fish are in a tank. One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?’

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"There! Look! A diversion!"

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#2

The response to the classic pick up line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

"Did you just call me Satan?"

BWAHAHAHAHA!

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#3

Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.

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