Conversations can get kind of crazy. Sometimes they don't even make sense without a context. What's an odd one you've had?

#1

Here are some highlights:
- "You can't eat a human brain. And you can't make pottery out of it either."
- "Intestines are the world's slowest google."
- "Is this a serious conversation or can I twerk at you?"
- "We are unsure if the bones in the bone jar are human or not."
- "God, we have to mop up the blood again?"

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Grudge-holding Treefrog
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Technically, though, you could make pottery out of a human brain. If you soak the brain in formaldehyde for long enough, cover it in clay, cut a little hole in the top, and then fired it, It would theoretically burn up and you would have a brain vase

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    #2

    My best friend and I were talking about stealing all of the world’s ketchup and ransoming it to get rich.

    We got some really strange looks

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    Rei
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very good point. *Stuffs ketchup packets into pockets*

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    #3

    So my friends and I have an out of context quote chat. I’ll paste a few here.

    1. "I can eat 30 miles of fishy crackers" "No 100 miles of fishy crackers"

    2. "A blind squirrel locates a nut every know and then. And I have three squirrels. More nuts when you have three blind squirrels"

    3. "Where you're comfortable enough not to say Aaaaaaaa!" - me

    4. "Grammer is the great equalizer" - my AP Lang teacher

    Lmk if you guys want some more!

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    #4

    “Peppa pig is communist propaganda!”

    Not elaborating.

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    #5

    Wait... Why is it sticky? Should it be sticky?

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    #6

    At theater practice once:

    Me: You sound like a british sassy girl.

    ...
    More theater conversations:

    Kid one: no, you don't want me to spank you
    Kid two: I don't want you to spank me!
    ....
    again, this is what happens when you put theater kids together in a room.

    Me: Hello english ex-husband!

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    #7

    Welcome to my whole life. I was primarily raised by my dad's mom because as a single parent. He had to work long hours to support us. I started calling her my substitute mom and it later was shortened to just "Mom". When we all are out in public I call her "Mom" and him "Dad" while he's still calling her "Mama". We get the strangest looks from anyone who doesn't know us.

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    #8

    Me: “if i were to commit a crime it would be gloves and black face masks and hoodies all the way ! think it through !”

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    #9

    Oh there's a ton of inside jokes, but mainly there's a friend of mine who will occasionally come up to me and say 'I'm going to eat your lurgs' and believe it or not this is a well established inside joke

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    #10

    Technically everything's edible it just depends how many times you can eat it

    (Person stuffs a kleenex into mouth without thinking and desperately tries to pull it lut after realising) 'Even I have more self preservation than you and that's saying a lot with my track record'

    'I mean I've been attacked by a dinosaur irl' (points to scar on eyebrow)

    'The windows here are really low quality I would know' (holds up forearm and gestures to it)

    'God wants me dead but I'm too powerful'

    All of these are vaguely connected tbh

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    #11

    “That’s like comparing who would win in a fight: a pit bull or a toddler!”

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