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#1

"MAKE SURE MY DOG GETS ALL MY MONEY"

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#2

"gobble swallow me drip down the side of me quick jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me". or I know your secret.

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#3

There's a billion pounds hidden in the- the - the.......

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#4

‘’ unquote.

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#5

For Narnia.....
Hands down the best

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#6

damn it it should have been bob

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#7

Ah shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt...

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#8

theres a million dollars in the-

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#9

rapping the whole first verse of Can't Hold Us

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#10

It was lit fam✊🏼

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#11

Watch how far I can kick this bucket

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#12

"Have you seen Remus?" At least, that's the last anyone heard from me.

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#13

i need-i-i-i need- i need..i-i need- I NEED FOOOOOOD!!!

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#14

“Hey, does this have any Red Dye 40 in it? Because I am allergic to Red Dye 40.”
That’s the funny one, the next one is serious.
“The ones that love us never really leave us. And you’ll always find them in here.” And then I’ll point to the heart.

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#15

i- i was poisoned and the culprit was- was.............

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#16

im gonna see freddie!
(freddie mercury)

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#17

Make sure to eat more pancakes. XD

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#18

“CORN NUTS” (heathers reference)
“adios homies”
“YOURE NEXT”
“un duex trois quatre” (hamilton reference, rip philip)
“f in chat for me”

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#19

I knew that was a bad idea...

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#20

Now everybody shut up!

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#21

I like trains

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#22

I love you

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#23

Life is short I ate dessert first, you saw me at my best and sometimes at my worst. My life is fading getting harder to hold, but don't worry because there is a time to be bold. I wish to see mankind grow a better flower, it may take a while from days to hours. I hear him coming it is time to go, I know some of you will yell "Say it ain't so!", I am sorry death is like life: it sucks, now excuse me death is here and I need to kick him in the nuts.

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#24

"You gotta make a statement. You gotta look inside yourself and say: What am I willing to put up with today?"

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#25

GIVE ME FOO- Fooo- fooodddddd!!!!!!111

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#26

"I promise, nothing will go wrong." Imagine my great-grandkids looking at my tombstone and thinking "Wait... i have so many questions..."
Either that or some kind of poem about watermelons.

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#27

T-tell Edan I I I hate him-m-m

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#28

goodbye cruel world and life

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#29

I will haunt you.

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#30

HA HA HA had a good time fam i will always be loving you and cherishing y'all in heaven PEACDE SUCKA"S

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#31

Please..... LET ME LIVE! (lyrics from.... well, let me live) (By queen just so ya know) 😁

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#32

D-Delete my search history

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#33

dont let the Karen's get the six infinity scarves

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#34

"Dang it...I knew I shouldn't have done the dare."
OR
"Make sure my dog, cats, and chickens get so much food they get fat!"
OR
"Welp...I knew I'd die alone and here is the proof! Kay see ya sista!"

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#35

Never gonna give you up.....

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#36

im sorry i used your toothbrush to clean the toilets back in 2009-

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#37

it was all a simulation mfs

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#38

"I'm sorry" ...

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#39

Can you be quiet now, I'm trying to sleep!

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#40

I would actually not talk, but put my middle finger up and if some one was killing me then I would also say ¨F**K YOU [insert persons name]!¨

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#41

Bye Bytches

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