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We all did weird and dumb stuff as kids, and often it is comedy GOLD. Let's hear it!
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#1
I had this little model human body, with organs and things you could take out with tweezers. I... pretended I was a cannibal and it was like sushi.
Final score:
7points
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#2
I used to look up butts on google when I was 7 because I thought they were funny and I got traumatized very very fast.
Final score:
4points
I_Am_So_???? 7 months ago
Could be worse. I looked up 'fetish' when I was 12 because I liked funny foot fetish stories. Spoiler: I ended up on PornHub, giant d**k staring me in the face. I'm 14 now.
#3
I used to threaten decapitation to cope with my social anxiety...
Final score:
3points
Terilee Bruyere 3 years ago
I imagine that was fairly effective. I hope you are finding some relief from the anxiety.
#4
I would always "flirt" with boys, but really I would say they're cute and I like them and stuff, which is not flirting at all it's just confessing feelings. The thing is I would do it to every single guy I saw. Now I'm careful not to flirt unless I actually like the guy so I don't repeat that embarrassing past.
Final score:
2points
#5
I ate my boogers till I was six. I know, disgusting!
Final score:
1point
Terilee Bruyere 3 years ago
It looks disgusting but studies have shown that children who eat their boogers actually have a healthier immune system than those who don't.
#6
I got mad at people if they pronounced dinosaur names wrong, I liked to bite people, half the time I communicated with cat noises (I still do this), and I pretended to be shyer and more fragile and innocent than I actually was so people would be more impressed when I talked to or insulted them. I also thought diet sodas were made of pee and sand mixed together, and told people this as if it was true.
Final score:
1point
#7
I licked walls and ate the corners off of book pages
Final score:
1point
#8
I ate grass 🤣
Final score:
0points
#9
I didn't find it weird but my classmates sure did. I used to do all the quizzes in science textbooks (yep, I'm that old) on the weekends. I loved learning.
Final score:
0points
#10
lmao I chewed my toenails
Final score:
0points
#11
In elementary school, I’d stand on the playground, spread my arms wide, and just spin. I’d spin as fast as possible. I usually fell down backwards on my back. I’d then just lay there looking at the sky until the dizziness subsided. Then I’d do it again. It was oddly relaxing.
Final score:
0points
#12
I ate honey on my grilled cheese sandwiches (and with out my parents knowing I trapped flies in the honey as well) and I called snails neils. And pelicans pecilans.
Final score:
0points
#13
I would dig up worms, dip them in Ketchup, and eat.
Also sticks of butter dipped in sugar.
Final score:
0points
#15
I used to sneak into my parents bathroom and eat my dad’s toothpaste like it was some kind of forbidden candy. I also liked to go into my mom’s closet just to smell her clothes (she thought I was looking at the Christmas gifts, but I legitimately just liked the smell of her closet!)
Final score:
0points
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