Hey Pandas, What Was Your First Karen Experience Like?

Just describe what happened when you met one

I live in China, in a place named TianJin.
I was going home on my bike, and on my way home, I decided to cut through a little park. As I was riding on the path through the park, when I had to stop. Two old woman and a child stood there, blocking the path. The child was also on his bike.
I asked them, “may I pass please” in Chinese. They responded saying, “Oh little foreigner~what path are you riding on?”
The path, I’m riding on the path for bikes and all.
“Your child over here is also riding his bike.” I said to them, and they just come back with a “He is only 5, your such a monster.” I returned with a grunt as they giggled and moved aside.
After I passed them, I turned around and said “ what makes you think I’m foreign?”
They stopped laughing, good.
The old woman started asking questions,
“are you not foreign?”
I said no, even though that was a lie.
“Your not?”
“No”
“Not even a little?”
“No”
The old karens saw that they were losing, decided to go, “well you look different.”
I told them: “ well that’s just because I look good, unlike you.”

It felt good to say those words. My day was better than on.